I have a knife and a penis. Choose which one goes in you.

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Guy- Hey girl do u like math Girl-um, sure Guy- ok I got a problem... Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply the bodies.... What does that equal.... Girl- u and ur homo friends

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are you from tennessee? because your license plate said it.

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-Go on don't be shy, Ask me out. -Okay Go out.

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-You smell nice Thanks....... -Have you ever thought of turning your sweat into perfume?

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—do you believe in love at first sight or shall I come back again? —no, and I think you shall not come back ever.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. - No, it's okay. 'N' and 'O' are already together.

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-Wanna go to my place? -Actually, I was gonna ask you the same question. -Really? Where do you live? -In a sexual harassment class.

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For Christmas I got some toy soldiers, To play with when I'm in bed, But I got bored with my seargents and majors, So I played with my privates instead.

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Hi I am THE MORAL MAN! Moral: I am not famous enough yet it seems... except around my block where woman screams have been so loud people have called the cops... RAWRS... yeah I am bragging, but at least its the truth... (I cant wait for the day I am so famous that I walk into a bar and tell women that I am Moral man and run before they beat me to death)

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Hey baby, are you Star Trek? Because I watch you every night in the darkness.

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GEDDINTHEFRIGGENCAR

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-Hey sit on my face and I will guess your weight

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adam burdass

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You dont need makeup, plastic surgery is really cheap nowadays!

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Boy: Are you Mc Donalds? Girl: Why because your loving it? Boy: No because ur fat and greasy!

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Lady: Is your name REAAAAAAAAALLY Moral? Moral: Stupid big titted bimbo... seems im getting laid tonight...just like I was today, and by midday and... yeah lie.. I mean brag a lot I do not have sex THAT many times a day... okay I lied again... Anyway vote me for president at least I am honest... well actually that was a lie but...

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Stable relationships are for horses.

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him: why are you so gorgeous? her: i dont know i guess my parents had some really good sex.

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male-"Do you have a rape fetish?" fenale-"No, i don't" male-"Ohh... Well you're not going enjoy this."

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Are you a dinosaur? Because you look like you got hit by an asteroid.

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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Man: Hello! I am SUPERMAN! And you are so hot you are my Kryptonite! Woman: then you better get lost before you die! Man: Uh well... yeah uh... walks away (in non super speed strangely) Moral: Think things trough sometimes...

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You smell just like my mom...

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