Ay girl, those jeans make your ass look fat. Now I'ma get you pregnant while you make breakfast.

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Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you No, but I am trained in several martial art, so get the heck away from me

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if u were a triangle u'd be an obtuse one fat ass

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How do you know where gonna have sex tonight.Im stronger than you.

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-Darling, I will never stop pursuing you. Even from the ends of the earth, I will follow you wherever you go. Really, I love you that much. -"Honey", I will call the police and have you thrown in jail for stalking me. Really, I hate you that much.

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Are you a Geodude? Cause you're face is rockin'!

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Man: I bet I can scream so loud I can break the walls this post is made of. Woman: Pfff bullshit.. Man: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!! Woman: Wow, I wanna go home with you! Man: Sorry, I dont wanna go home with you Moral I dont bang women I "have something to prove to" if ever... heck just ask a woman what makes her cool enough to ask/demand you to prove yourself... and you may just hit the soft spot...

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He: Let me be the reason you're up all night. She: You will be. I always wake up when I have nightmares.

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male: wanna come in for a coffea? female: ok (she has a coffea) male: ok by female: by

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Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent sounds stupid.

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guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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M: What's a pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? F: Running and screaming for help

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Sorry, I don't wanna date a guy who's best pickup line is cocaine.

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Lady: Is your name REAAAAAAAAALLY Moral? Moral: Stupid big titted bimbo... seems im getting laid tonight...just like I was today, and by midday and... yeah lie.. I mean brag a lot I do not have sex THAT many times a day... okay I lied again... Anyway vote me for president at least I am honest... well actually that was a lie but...

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I right next to each other. You say that you want me? Well don't what you come for!!

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M: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? F: North Korea

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Hey baby, let me take you to heaven.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and banged every guy on the way down?

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your boobs are bigger than my nose

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-Do your feet hurt? Because I couldn't help but notice you look about 75 pounds overweight and I hear that is rough on your feet.

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You wanna go somewhere? Yeah, where? The Swingers Association.

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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M: If life had Alt + F4, I would close your clothes. F: Really? I would close YOU down!

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