Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: When you fell from the whore tree and banged everyone on the way down

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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- Have we met? - Honey, we're not meeting now.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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What's your sign? Slippery when wet.

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Sorry, I don't wanna date a guy who's best pickup line is cocaine.

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Female: You're hot! Male: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha get in the van.

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He: Let me be the reason you're up all night. She: You will be. I always wake up when I have nightmares.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got a gun get in the van!

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Lady: Is your name REAAAAAAAAALLY Moral? Moral: Stupid big titted bimbo... seems im getting laid tonight...just like I was today, and by midday and... yeah lie.. I mean brag a lot I do not have sex THAT many times a day... okay I lied again... Anyway vote me for president at least I am honest... well actually that was a lie but...

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Boy-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until I heard that horrible pick-up line.

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Girl: "In all of my years, I've never laid eyes on a more attractive, sensitive, and understanding man. With all of my heart, I adore you. Your eyes are pools of heavenly water, teeming with life and love; your succulent smile crafted as elegantly as Mona Lisa's. Your words could move nations; your voice could soothe beasts. Do me the ultimate pleasure of accepting my eternal devotion to you." Boy: "I'm gay."

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Do you wanna go halves in a bastard?

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Man: Hey yo sexy, wanna do it in the toilet so I can brag about banging the prom queen? The toilets are dirty but I got aids anyways and... Fine brit Lady: Eh well sire, you see... SURE! Moral: ANTICLIMACTIC ENDING SUCCESS!

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Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I cant rhyme, ever since my dog and I were walking down the street and then he died and then i cried and then i died and then he cried

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For you thinking what is that shit below this comment? Go fuck yourself, for those that wonder why I typed that excellence, well read whatever... So why am I here once a year and type a lot of insanity here? Because I am quitting smoking... AGAIN. So after banging two chicks (one my wife STEAKSAUCE!) I just want a smoke right? RIGHT? To chill the adrenaline... My wife does not smoke (well if you can smoke cock then she is still the best smoker in town) Seriously, Tina has Prince... That explains her breath ugh... I am gonna get one anyways for great justice.

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I told my wife I met someone who looked just like her she asked Was she gorgeous I didn't know what to say.

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and banged every guy on the way down?

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If you were a booger i would pick you Good thing you have no hands

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Famous male actors guide on pick-up. 1. Enter Disco. 2. Say hello out loud. 3. By this point you`re screwed... literally.

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"Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!" "My parole officer would go nuts!"

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You wanna go somewhere? Yeah, where? The Swingers Association.

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