- Anti-Pickup Line

At Barlevania: Man: Yo lady... mind if I hang around? Woman: Uh... wait... there is a weird song outside... Man: Yeah but you will you... yeah... its getting louder! nana nanananana nana Man: What the hell is that? Woman: No idea, its getting louder! NANA NANANANANANA KATAMARI DAMACY NANA NANANANANANANA KATAMERUUUUU! DAMACY DAMACY¨¨ Both the man and the woman gets rolled up in a spirit ball by the prince, in no time the bar gets rolled up as well Dun dun dun dun dun dun Du du dun dun STAAAAAARLIGHT STAAAAAAAARLIGHT STAAAAAAAARLIGHT STAAAAAAAAAAAR LIGHT! King of all cosmos: Eh.. buenos dias! That means good day in Spanish the king thinks... the king likes languages... Eh? What is this insignificant thing you rolled up? Earth? The king does not like it... it feels too earthy! To humanny and stuff... The king of all cosmos throws the earth away towards outer space "ROLLED UP EARTH HAS BECOME PLANET EARTH!" Moral: Katamari Damacy taught us all that it does not have to make sense to be funny, but its not a good idea to for anyone to hit on anything while the planet is being rolled up...

Man: Yeah I have done it with thousands of women all around the world... THOUSANDS! Woman: Okay... then ill come home with you, I want an experienced man to be my first... At his house: Woman: I AM SCARED! Will it hurt? Its my first time and... Man: I dunno! I am scared as Its my first time too! :( Moral: A man whose is scared of sex... pfffffff!

Guy: Happy Birthday Girl: Huh? Guy: You're gonna get raped

M: If life had Alt + F4, I would close your clothes. F: Really? I would close YOU down!

Are you from tennessee? Because your inbred and retarted.

Are you being followed because i've been see someone behind your back!

Female: Hey can i buy you a drink? Male: I have AIDS.

- Have we met? - Honey, we're not meeting now.

He: Let me be the reason you're up all night. She: You will be. I always wake up when I have nightmares.

Your father must have been a theif, because you look like a pikiey

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I right next to each other. You say that you want me? Well don't what you come for!!

Ay girl, those jeans make your ass look fat. Now I'ma get you pregnant while you make breakfast.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

You allergic to semen?

On a scale from one to ten, you're about a two.

Are u in the army cause u make my private stand at attention.

Guy:My tummy hurts Girl: Oh!! Are you pregnant ? Guy: Yeah!!! With a baby elephant!! Girl:WHAT!!!! Guy: Yeah!! Wanna see its trunk

Boy-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until I heard that horrible pick-up line.

Hey baby. Do you drive a slug bug on a rainbow? If so, I'll drive.

guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

He: Hey bay wanna danc- She: Leave.

your boobs are bigger than my nose

Did you fall from heaven because you landed on my wind shield some how

Girl: Hey you cutypie! want to ride my newest pimpmobile and get drunk and have unprotected sex? Man: Gee that was mighty brave of you, teehee.. Maybe though, but cant we just get to know each other a bit first? ;) I mean I am a partygirl bu.. Girl: ...Uh, something feels wrong here. Man: Cut! I think we picked up each other scripts... Moral: About mother fucking time someone noticed something! This is anti-pickupline enough for me...

Anti-Pickup Line

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