- Anti-Pickup Line

are u an angle because i have a boner oh what fail

Man at a restaurant (that is out of everything but bar stools and alcoholic drinks): Man: Die monster! You don't belong in this world! Woman: Uh? Oh! Nice tribute to the cheesy Castlevania lines! Man:Tribute!?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves! Woman: Uh... well with most of you men lacking a spine nowadays... I cant truly disagree with you... Man: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you! Woman: Savior? Who do you think I am? But now I am annoyed throws glass that breaks have at you! slaps man Man: HYDRO STORM! Throws a flask of water upwards as it breaks on the floor splashing the woman... Woman: NOW I AM ALL WET! YOU MORON! Dont you know me? Man: Man: M-Maria? Uh... What happened? Shaft: Damn you broke free from your spell! But it is too late! Muahahaha! Castlevania has already become a bar! Richter: Well... that's fine to me, as long as Dracula does not STEAL MEN`S SOULS! Shaft: Relax, he is into business now... Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a businessman such as him! Shaft: Seriously! I invite you both at its VIP lounge and free beer to make up for the past mistakes... Richter: Excellent! But now feel my unbridled wrath!!!!! punches Shaft Shaft: Ouch! So... are we even now? Richter: Considering the free beer... okay... As they arrived Castle Barlevania they both got drunk and played "vampire killer" at the stage all night... Moral: Not much a Anti-Pick up line you say? Not only did Richter make a fool out of himself, but he also got her wet ;)

Guy: You look like a suitable mate and I'd thoroughly enjoy engaging in rough, sweaty sex with you and your lady parts.

sHe; Theirs a "L" in love. he; and theirs a L in Lick my penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

-You wanna get laid tonight? -You wanna never have sex again?

Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

Man: Hey yo sexy, wanna do it in the toilet so I can brag about banging the prom queen? The toilets are dirty but I got aids anyways and... Fine brit Lady: Eh well sire, you see... SURE! Moral: ANTICLIMACTIC ENDING SUCCESS!

In regard to the post below. I'm not even joking, one of my mates actually said that to a girl.

On a scale from 1 to 10, can I get your number?

- Hey, I have 40 minutes to live and need to feel the touch of a woman to live. -I'm a dude.

-Hey baby, are you from Tennessee? Because you're like a solid 7.

the word of the day is legs lets go to your house and spread the word

Man: I would kill anyone at anytime for a kiss from you. Woman: Kill yourself now.

man: you look like my favorite girl. Girl: is that so? Man: yupp, best dog i ever had.

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door. Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

-Adam, am I the only girl in your life? -Who else is there?

GEDDINTHEFRIGGENCAR

roses are red violets are blue My dog gives me a bigger orgasm then you

Hello im a thief and I'm here to steal your purse

Damn gurl, are you a microwave? Cause for sure you are burning me hot.

Me. Would you like me to get you a ring for valentines day? Girlfriend: Nothing would make me happier! So I got her nothing...

you know what rhymes with hug me LET'S HAVE SEX

“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.” (Groucho Marx)

Anti-Pickup Line

A collection of responses to pickup lines, and just bad ones in general!

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