Boy-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until I heard that horrible pick-up line.

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girl, are you a christian? Sure... Do you believe in me? I dont even know you! Well, met God? No? You love him!

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Let's not turn this rape into a murder..

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There must be an angel missing from Heaven, because I've got it tied up in my basement. (It keeps saying something about a fancy dress party, but I'm not falling for that one again; that's how Batman escaped.)

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You look just like my sister! That's funny,... CUZ IM A DUDE

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GUY- Are you from heaven.....cuz it sure as hell doesn't look like it.

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Boy: You remind me of the ocean Girl: Because I'm mysterious, adventurous, and romantic? Boy: No, because you make me sick

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Man: Put your face over my fist as I say shinku Woman: Huh? Ok whatever.... SHOOOOOOOOOORYUKEEEEEEN!

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- Hey, I have 40 minutes to live and need to feel the touch of a woman to live. -I'm a dude.

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“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.” (Groucho Marx)

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male- are you from Tenessee female- why? am I the only ten you see? male- no, i was just going to say you look a little inbred.

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the whore tree and banged everyone on the way down?

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me- hey baby wanna hve sexual intercourse girl- sure because using the word intercourse in a sentence tunrs me on.

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Hey, I may not be too smart, I may not have a big dick, I may not be strong nor cool, but at least I uh...

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What's your sign? Slippery when wet.

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I'm desperate, you'll do.

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Tenth year anniversary female edition: Love, for each day my love grows stronger for you. Too bad honey, I married a old man and was hoping you would be dead by now. Oh! What a shock! Do you really mean that? Sigh... No, whispers: I was just hoping that would give you a stroke that's all) What was that last thing you said? Nothing "dear" Moral: Cyanide, just mash the seeds of six apples, use a syringe and presto! Dead family!

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He- You've got something on your ass. She- What? He- Oh never mind, it's just a period stain.

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i would drag my balls through miles of broken glass, just to hear you fart through a walkey-talkey

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Man: Dayuuuum *slaps ass* Woman: I just took a shit in my pants and you smacked it.

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Women love it when you kiss their neck. Just not while they are driving and while you're in the back seat and when they don't know you...

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My therapist says I should meet new people.

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I have never dated a horse-faced woman before :)

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If I asked you out on a date, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

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Anti-Pickup Line

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