- Anti-Pickup Line

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: sigh Did what hurt? (Expecting him to say "When you fell from heaven") Boy: When you broke through the earths crust, ascending from hell.

He-Are you from Tennesse? Still He-Cu'z I wanna suck ur face off..

Flipping a coin to give you my number or not to give you my number

I am Lucifer, my color is blue I already got my queen TO HELL WITH YOU! Moral: Know my name and fear it, I am now and forever.

you know what rhymes with hug me LET'S HAVE SEX

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Man: Hey baby, I hear you are lesbian, that sounds really sexy! ;) Woman: Take the damn hint asshole! I am a lesbian! Man: Hey! Woah! Relax! I already know where you come from, say, are all girls in Lesbia this hostile? Moral: They are friendlier in south Lesbia...

You know, I had a great pickup line, but I just forgot it.

Are you Jamaican? Because I love black women

Girl: You look so happy, I am glad this is working out. Freud: Maaaaan I was just thinking about fucking my mom! Moral: Sickman Fraud.

My friends just bet me 50 dollars that I couldn't pick you up if I came over and spoke with you, would you like a few free drinks on their money?

If you were a booger i'd pick you first. -that, is fucking disgusting.

Man: Are you a beach? Cause I'm sure there's a lot of crabs crawling around down there

- How 'bout we go to your place and take a shower together? - I think my husband and little baby would get a kick out of that!

Guy: Hi, I am sexually attracted to you. May I walk over to the bar and purchase you a drink and then another and then another untill you become intoxicated and more likely to allow me to have sexual intercourse with you? Girl: You speak funny. Get lost.

What happens when a drunk swedish man prank calls 911 from a local bar? The ambulance comes

are you a brush because you just swept me off my feet

Are you a Potato? Because I love Potatoes.

Boy- Did it hurt when you fell- Girl- From heaven?!? AWWW <3 Boy- No the whore tree when you banged every guy on the way down.

Do you why I know we're going to have sex tonight?

- you're so fat! - I know you are, but what am I? -awwww, thanks man!!! -I didn't mean it like that!

Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Female: I don't need to rearrange the alphabet, N and O are already together!

Anti-Pickup Line

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *sigh* Did what hurt? (Expecting him to say "When you fell from heaven") Boy: When you broke through the earths crust, ascending from hell.