- Anti-Pickup Line

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man: you look like my favorite girl. Girl: is that so? Man: yupp, best dog i ever had.

Hey wanna have sex and get married! ......... sorry.......

Boy: You know the keyboard says that U and I are together. Girl: It also says JK

4 out of 5 people enjoy being gangraped

sHe; Theirs a "L" in love. he; and theirs a L in Lick my penis.

Man: Put your face over my fist as I say shinku Woman: Huh? Ok whatever.... SHOOOOOOOOOORYUKEEEEEEN!

Did it hurt? When you fell from the whore tree and banged everyone on the way down?

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and G and L and Y together because that is what you are.

-Can I get your Number? -29435566 (see if you can get it.)

Woman: Ugh I wish I could remember who you are, I mean you could even have Aids or H.I.V... Man: Hey yo don worry, Dogta tol `d I am positive so thats that Moral: The H.I.V awareness group was a message: We will go literally f/ck ourselves to death have a nice day.

Man: Wow girl, you are so hot you remind me of my wife when she was young.. wanna come to my place for a quick one before she comes back? Girl: Sigh... this AGAIN? I told you! If you are gonna get that drunk, get out of our home and go to a bar daddy!

He i would love to have sex with you She. I know but you have aids

Man: Are you a beach? Cause I'm sure there's a lot of crabs crawling around down there

I am Lucifer, my color is blue I already got my queen TO HELL WITH YOU! Moral: Know my name and fear it, I am now and forever.

Man: Lust is a terrible thing! Woman: I agree. Man: So come home with me and help me get rid of it.

-Heyyy there (; -Im lesbian.

he: hey,do you have a phone? she: yeah! why,do you want it? he: no,you should consider selling it and doing a plastic surgery with the money.

Girls hate me, they always discuss about how they regret fucking with me over and over again. Moral: Thumb me down, I know ya love me.

Are you doing push-ups with your knees down? Cuz im not sure if this is working out.

Have you just been fishing? The strong fishy smell seems to be coming from you.

so how long have you been a bald ghost wombat?

Guy -Are you from Tenessee? Girl -No. guy -oh, because you looked kinda southern.

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