Hey baby, have you ever been to Uranus? No? Well I am about to.

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Guy: You look like a suitable mate and I'd thoroughly enjoy engaging in rough, sweaty sex with you and your lady parts.

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"Wow, you look so thin! Are you wearing a girdle?"

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hey girl, whats your sign? slippery when wet.

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Do you come here often? Because you're usually working the streets whenever I see you.

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell.

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- OMG, OMG, OMG, Terry finally said he will go out with me! -OMG, When? -February 30th! -Stacey, There is no February 30th.

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Hi! Do you like fat guys with no money?

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I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

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Me during the noob days at a bar: Me: So this is fun, want to go to my place and watch The Matrix trilogy all night or something? She: Naaah, I already watched them, but I am sure we can watch something else all night right? Me: Nah, you see I just moved in, and I don't have any other movies, so yeah nice meeting you though! *facepalm*

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Sorry Nero, this is still Golgo 12, I am trying to reach you here as the other place is down, I can see why some people consider you insane, sorry to admit I left the order by the time you left as well, Eliza was the only one that could keep up with your stuff, the rest well you know... So point zero is some kind of elysum now huh? For real? And you rule there? I mean I never doubted your wisdom, but six million people living some kinda new world order at point zero? Thats hard to believe.

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guy: hey baby come join the PEN15 club with mee ;) girl: whats that?? guy: come and i will show you...*goes into the guys restroom with her*....lets go to the restroom and never rest...except you can rest on my PEN15

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You look like one that does not charge for sex ;)

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roses are red violets are blue i have a knife get in the van

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My greatest strength is my self-deprecating sense of humor, but its probably not worth getting to know me.

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HE: You must have some hot buns. SHE: Yeah? HE: Cause you got a real butterface to go with them.

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Where have you been all my life?! Said the 78 year old alzheimers patient to his teary eyed wife of 50 years.

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-Are you the sun? -No.. Why? -Because you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Go out with me Or you face'll be those colors, too!

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Are you an electrician? Cuz' you turn me on.

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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Baby! you're on fire! Yeah, well I am an arsonist.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and G and L and Y together because that is what you are.

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Girl: Hey, why don't you and I go out to dinner? Guy: Thanks, but if I wanted to watch a whore stuff her face full of meat, I'd just load up Redtube.

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