Male: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

man:hey can you help me look for my dog i lost him in this cheap motel room girl: oh really i didnt know rotten garbage like you actully a had a friend even if it is a pet!

I'm heading back to my place. You want to come? Sorry, you strike me as a person who comes all by himself.

-Did it hurt -What when i fell from heaven? -No when you fell from the ugly tree and hit every single branch on the way down

Your skin would make a nice coat.

-I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be? -I'll start dialing 911 for you now.

- Your body is like a temple. - Sorry, there are no services today.

The word of the day is 'legs'. Wanna come to my place and spread the word?

Those must be space pants, because your ass is out of this world That must be a donkeys tongue, because its making an ass out of you.

- Haven't we met before? - Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

-Baby, do you know karate? Your body is kickin'! -I do actually. Would your crotch like a demonstration?

- I can tell that you want me. - Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave.

-If I saw you naked, I'd die happy. -If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Hey baby, wanna make $50?

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

I have no gag reflex.

You're place or mine? Both, you go to yours and I go to mine.

"Don't scream"

-I better drive you home, miss. Because you're a woman and you can't drive. Get it?

Is Heaven missing an Angel? Because I have an erection.

-Does beauty run in your family? -It obviously doesn't in yours!

- I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. - First wish: don't speak ever again.

You look... clean

Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

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