Hey gorgeous what are you drinking? Cyanide.

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Your father must have been a theif, because you look like a pikiey

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Guy: Can we go on a date? Girl: A date? You couldn't find a date if I handed you a bag of fruit!

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Hey chicks! I am a very experienced suicide bomber, I was even in the plane that blew up the world trade center A ;) ¨ Moral: This must be the worst pickupline ever for oh so many reasons on so many levels...

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Hey girl, want to meet the guy with the largest dick in town ;)? Wow yeah sure! Yeah that would be like cool rite? Moral: The biggest? *looks down pants* Meh!

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Put the lotion on the skin!

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Are you a dementor? Cause you take my breath away.

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"Hey can I get your number?" "-12 Like the inches of your dick."

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Man: (Ugh worst food ever). Girl: U like it? Man: I love it girl! Girl: Aww, I am gonna make this every day ever! Moral: Hey, if she got big tits, then keep lying.

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Guy: Hey babe, do you have a GPS... I'm lost in your eyes. Girl: Make a U-Turn

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The word of the day is legs, Lets go upstairs and spread the word.

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Hey baby, i like your hair -girl takes off wig

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Hey... wanna hang out with a guy that thumbs ups his own comments? ;)

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I love Mark Wahlberg!

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You're like a can of condensed milk. Short, thick, and sweet.

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Soon

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i am with stupid l l l \/

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And then it hit me.....no really now I'm bleeding

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does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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Man, stay alive, I dont even got time to read that shit. See you around son.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause the ground around you looks like it's cracked.

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M:Hey baby you must be a GENERAL because your making my PRIVATES stand up F:Hmm, Your still a MAJOR disappointment See whaat i did tharrgh?

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Wanna go back to my place and watch some CarVideos?

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why can't a black person play baseball because the steal bases

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