Do you have a mirror in your pants, because it looks like you have a dick.

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Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

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man: would u please me with a blowjob girl: cant u be romantic ? man: would please me with a blowjob at the sunset

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If you were my daughter id still be bathing you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun so get in the van.

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Do you come here often? Because you're usually working the streets whenever I see you.

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Q: Why are Italian girls so hairy? A: Because it turns out its a genetic predisposition in which almost all males and females have when of the Italian ethnicity, these genetics are also parts of other race types.

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are you from tennessee? because your license plate said it.

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Man: So you will come home with me later? Girl: Sure! Man: Great then ill just go find more women I can bang later in the meantime... Moral: Depending of the kind of woman, this is of no consequence...

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—do you believe in love at first sight or shall I come back again? —no, and I think you shall not come back ever.

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Guy: Have you ever been surfing? Girl: No; Yes Guy: Wanna surf in my jizz?

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Girl- Hey ily Boy- say it it just makes it that much better ;) Girl- I'm leaving you

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-Want my number? -I already know it. It's 1. -Phone numbers have more then one digit... -Oh, I thought we were referring to your IQ level...my bad.

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Is your father a gardener? -No, why? ..Because I was wondering what a cactus like you doing in a place like this.

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Stable relationships are for horses.

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Hey, are you from Tennessee? Because you look like you are from Tennessee.

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Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Girl: Did it hurt when you were thrust through the ash-filled layers of Hell?

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're a fucking hillbilly.

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Man: HEY BITCH! LETS HAVE SEX! Damn ugly woman: OKAY! Next day... Man: Damn that was some nice sex, too bad the bitch was damn ugly though, even trough the beer googles... I wonder where she is... "damn ugly woman": woof woof! Bark bark! Moral: Do you see any moral in this immoral piece of shit? (Ps if you are stupid, the bitch was actually a dog... get it?)

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. - No, it's okay. 'N' and 'O' are already together.

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Man - I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. Woman - Good cus' your breath stinks!

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Are you from tennessee? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

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You smell just like my mom...

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If you were Mufasa I'd help scar push you off the ledge

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