If i could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'I' and 'U' together. Really? Cos' I like it just the way it is... With 'N' and 'O' together.

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Hello, it's nice to meet you.

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Girl are your parents Mexican, cuz you look Mexican.

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You look like one that does not charge for sex ;)

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If you and I were squirrels, I'd bust a nut in that hole.

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- I would love to get into your pants... - You can't: I have an asshole in there already.

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You're like a can of condensed milk. Short, thick, and sweet.

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Girl - You smell nice, what have you got on? Boy - I have a hardon but i didn't think you could smell it.

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Are you from Tennessee? Youre the only 10 i see, and im 59. I bet we could 69 beautifully.

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i want a blowjob bitch *lifts her hijab*

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This doesn't have to be a rape.

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Man- Hey, baby, wanna come back to my house for some pizza and sex? Woman- No! Man- What's wrong, you don't like pizza?

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I put the STD in Stud all I need is U

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What's your favorite condiment? Mine's mayonaise.

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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A man walks up to the woman, and says, "I'd like to take you on a date. How about dinner tonight?" The woman agrees, and they both have a wonderful time at a fancy Italian restaurant.

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Him. "I'd sure like to get into your pants." Her. "No thanks. One asshole in my pants is my limit."

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Girl: You look so happy, I am glad this is working out. Freud: Maaaaan I was just thinking about fucking my mom! Moral: Sickman Fraud.

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rapee? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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Girl: You know I've never kissed a boy....... Boy: Me too

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He:*walks over* She: What is it now? He:*Unzips fly.* She : OH DEAR CHRIST NO

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Roses are red Violets are blue Go out with me Or you face'll be those colors, too!

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Want to go out? No

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If i'd ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?

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