If I said you had a beautiful body I'd be lying.

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Baby! you're on fire! Yeah, well I am an arsonist.

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Woman: Quit staring at me and undressing me with your eyes! Man: I was just imagining you in a tasteful outfit.

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Chick:- Don't worry, we all get nervous when we meet people. My brother: yeah, but my buttcrack gets sweaty & smelly when i get nervous!

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You're one-in-a-million. That means there is roughly 7,000 people exactly like you in the world.

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Vader getting it on ;): My sexual prowress overcomes even the power of the dark side. Can you even have sex? ... Uh... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why couldnt susie see out her window? She was not home, see was to busy drowning in the ocean.

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GET INTO DA CHOPPAH! Moral: IM LIEUTENANT JOHN KIMBLE! I HAVE A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS YOU HAVE TO ANSWER IMMEDIATELY! Whoos your daddy? YOU STAP IT! YOU IDIEOUT!

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guy:did you fall from heaven? girl:no? guy:sorry, it just looks like you landed on your face

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The below is no anti-pickupline unless you are a Jehova`s witness and want to uh... save my sole or something? Or just read a fun story... Moral: Like pick up lines is something one of them would use... actually they do after I reject their many offers... how? Keep on reading below to find out... its fun, promise. (unless you are a Jehova`s witness...)

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Guy: Hey babe, do you have a GPS... I'm lost in your eyes. Girl: Make a U-Turn

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Guy: what do this pickup line and your face have in common? Girl: what? Guy: they are both poorly constructed.

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Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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i wanna see your dick? i cant seem to find it...... sorry

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- Did it hurt? - Yes.

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I'd hit that.... with a truck.

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- Ma'm, do you have a cigarette? - I don't really want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

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you look fap-fap-fap-fabulous

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I need a fire extinguisher, because my heart is on fire! If you ever talk to me again, I will need a fire extinguisher because I will set myself on fire.

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Woman enters gynecologist office: Man: YO I am the vaginator! Woman: Vaginator? Man: You know, the guy that is gonna fu.. I mean study your pussy with the long hard spear and see if your juices are okay and stuff... Woman: HuuuuuuuH? Moral: Writing this makes me understand why some women dont exactly enjoy a trip to the "Vaginator" so I forgot the moral and the point... my sympaties though...

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Soon

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Boy:can i go out with you? Girl: no

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the most beatiful woman I have ever seen, so could you move out the way please

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You're so beautiful you could be a tree... Or a high class prostitute

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