The Non Moral method: "Hi I am the jack off all trades and master of none!" Moral: "Yo, I am the jack of no trades, and master of all!" So uh, Anti Pickuplines are pickup lines that do not work... Hmm, I think I get it... Hmm, no I don't...

Guy: Hey want to hear a joke about my penis? No wait it's too long Girl: Hey want to hear a joke about my vagina? No wait you won't get it.

Real life: Me at age 17 or something after sex... Me: Thank you! The girl gives me an ugly look left and I never saw her again (whatever she was fugly) Moral: For real guys, never EVER thank a girl for sex!

Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.

him: your like the sun in the morning. her: that so sweet! him: Your very big and i can even stare at you for more then 2 secondes.

B:wanna go out sometime? G:I'll go out now and get away from you.

- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? - No but I scraped my knees when I climbed up from hell

—hey girl, how about you give me your phone number and I'll pay half of your order. —sure *passes a paper and paid for the things. The girl walked away* The boy flips open the paper "911, call my dad and ask for me"

-Hey, do you have a cat? -Why do you ask? -Because I'd love to pet your pussy. -Well, that makes two of us.

Man: You like nice guys? ;) Woman: No. Man: *bitchslap* get down on you`re knees and suck me bitch!

Van what van? GET TO THE CHOPPAH!

He: Did you fall from Heaven? She: Well... He: 'Cos I got an erection. She: -__-

He: Will we have sex tonight? She: Yes, only I don't know with who you will.

Guy: I believe in women's rights. That's what women deserve. Girl: Oh really? Because I was just gonna go make you a sandwich and get in bed with you, but I guess not...

"Is it true you're a lesbian?"

-Hey Baby, wanna date? -No thanks, I'm allergic to fruits

Boy: Do u have a pen? Girl: Yeah, here Boy: Umm..its out of ink Girl: What? Boy: It doesn't work Girl: R u sure? Boy: Don't believe me? Fine, u try it... Go on, write your cell phone number right here....

Shaved your beard, so I can see you're a woman.

Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

So, I hear you want to rape Nathan Skye's body.

Male: Hey baby you wanna play telephone, i got the string and you got the cans! Female: ...

Male - Hey girl, do you want to dance? Female - No. Male - C'mon, lower your standards a little....I did.

*Boy looks at cloth* -Does this smell like chlorophorm?

Ugly begins with U. But awesome ends with ME.

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