Would you like to come home with me you wetback spic?

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The Non Moral method: "Hi I am the jack off all trades and master of none!" Moral: "Yo, I am the jack of no trades, and master of all!" So uh, Anti Pickuplines are pickup lines that do not work... Hmm, I think I get it... Hmm, no I don't...

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Man:Hey, do you know what chloroform smells like? Woman:No. Man:Well, you're about to find out.

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Boy:can i go out with you? Girl: no

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-Do you like me? -No

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- You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast! -You're so cold that if you drunk a glass of water, you'd poop out ice.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back noticeably better at the Trumpet.

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Baby! you're on fire! Yeah, well I am an arsonist.

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Girl, you must have fallen from heaven...because you're dead.

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Would you like a free breast reduction consultation?

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From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

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Gurl, I'll do you like I do my homework. Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

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Hey Clarkson, you know about this pointless invention Named Nero The Moral man? Clarkson: No. Nero: No. Is this because horsehead network sucks? Clarkson: Yes. Nero: WTF AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE! Oh yeah I am fucking it away... Fuck me, every girl around me just ends up completely fucked.... ;)

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Dont let this rape turn into a murder

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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Soon

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-how much do i have to pay you to **** me? -how much do i get for taking you back to the zoo?

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I was a little bit nervous to talk to you at first, but thankfully my Aides encouraged me to do it.

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Is someone following you? Cuz ive been seeing people behind your back.

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Real life: Me at age 17 or something after sex... Me: Thank you! The girl gives me an ugly look left and I never saw her again (whatever she was fugly) Moral: For real guys, never EVER thank a girl for sex!

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Yo mama so stupid she traded her shoes for a pair of socks!

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He: Did you fall from Heaven? She: Well... He: 'Cos I got an erection. She: -__-

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If you were a booger, I would pick up you first.

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Vader getting it on ;): My sexual prowress overcomes even the power of the dark side. Can you even have sex? ... Uh... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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