- Anti-Pickup Line

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nice kid... want another?

I need a fire extinguisher, because my heart is on fire! If you ever talk to me again, I will need a fire extinguisher because I will set myself on fire.

At the library: So girl, how about we find a nice quiet place? Moral: Location, location...

From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

Man:Hey, do you know what chloroform smells like? Woman:No. Man:Well, you're about to find out.

- You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast! -You're so cold that if you drunk a glass of water, you'd poop out ice.

Male - Hey girl, do you want to dance? Female - No. Male - C'mon, lower your standards a little....I did.

The Non Moral method: "Hi I am the jack off all trades and master of none!" Moral: "Yo, I am the jack of no trades, and master of all!" So uh, Anti Pickuplines are pickup lines that do not work... Hmm, I think I get it... Hmm, no I don't...

If you were a booger, I would pick up you first.

Vader getting it on ;): My sexual prowress overcomes even the power of the dark side. Can you even have sex? ... Uh... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Sexual harassment, it can be a touchy subject.

I was a little bit nervous to talk to you at first, but thankfully my Aides encouraged me to do it.

Baby! you're on fire! Yeah, well I am an arsonist.

Dont let this rape turn into a murder

You're one-in-a-million. That means there is roughly 7,000 people exactly like you in the world.

Hey gurl, you smell like tape!

Soon

I dont have sex on the first date - only if the opportunity comes

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't it's fine the way it is

Excuse me lady, may I say that you got wonderful hands? Aww please yes. Would you like a drink my buy? Please :D How classy. Why thank you, would you fancy some hard anal sex on camera for end up on youtube? Moral: He is keeping it classy...

Guy: what do this pickup line and your face have in common? Girl: what? Guy: they are both poorly constructed.

Anti-Pickup Line

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