- Anti-Pickup Line

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So do you want tonight to be consensual or not?

Male: What's on your mind? Female: How bad you must be at sex.

The word of today is "leg's",no whom are i kidding, bird is the word!

my dick is 2 inches

"Is this seat free?" "Yes, and if you sit on it, this seat will be free too"

- Is it hot in here, or is it just the broken A/C unit?

Hey do you like mansauce? Moral: MORAL KOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAT!

Guy - Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl - ?

Hey girl, do you have a map? Becuase I keep getting lost when i try to find your house.

can i austrailian kiss you, its like a french kiss but down under

Well there's the exit, will you go out with me?

Guy: Are you an angel? Girl: Wait till I die, i'll be one.

- Hey, baby, are your parents retarded because you're pretty special.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

Im gonna rape you..

Male: Get in the van.

wow youre really pretty... just kidding youre fat

girl: i like you boy with downs: i liek trains

J.B: You smile, I smile. Girl: I wasn't smiling...

sex me.

HIM: Where have you been all my life? HER: I don't think I was born the first half of it

"Do you like me?" "Do pigs fly?"

Is there someone behind you? cause im seeing people behind your back

do you like cows? no! i am a cow! oh!

Anti-Pickup Line

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