Is it hot in here or are you just suffocating me in this relationship

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Hey do you like mansauce? Moral: MORAL KOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAT!

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- Is it hot in here, or is it just the broken A/C unit?

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The word of today is "leg's",no whom are i kidding, bird is the word!

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"Is this seat free?" "Yes, and if you sit on it, this seat will be free too"

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can i austrailian kiss you, its like a french kiss but down under

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So do you want tonight to be consensual or not?

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Well there's the exit, will you go out with me?

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Guy: Are you looking for a hot, sexy, fertile young man? Girl: No thanks, I used to be one.

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Guy - Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl - ?

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guy:do you know how much a polar bear weighs? girl: ..no, how much?? guy:i dunno but probly not as much as you

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Guy: Are you an angel? Girl: Wait till I die, i'll be one.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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Is there someone behind you? cause im seeing people behind your back

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Male: Get in the van.

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HIM: Where have you been all my life? HER: I don't think I was born the first half of it

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Im the demanding customer, your Dominos Pizza, I will make you Cum in 30 minutes or less.

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J.B: You smile, I smile. Girl: I wasn't smiling...

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sex me.

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girl: i like you boy with downs: i liek trains

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- Hey, baby, are your parents retarded because you're pretty special.

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Im gonna rape you..

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wow youre really pretty... just kidding youre fat

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"Do you like me?" "Do pigs fly?"

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Anti-Pickup Line

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