Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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- Hey, baby, are your parents retarded because you're pretty special.

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wow youre really pretty... just kidding youre fat

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sex me.

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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fancy going halves on a bastard?

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Is there a mirror in your pants? If so, you should shove it up your ass, it would probably make you look better.

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J.B: You smile, I smile. Girl: I wasn't smiling...

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. female: Are you from Delaware? Because I'm del aware that you have a girlfriend.

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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Is there someone behind you? cause im seeing people behind your back

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girl: i like you boy with downs: i liek trains

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HIM: Where have you been all my life? HER: I don't think I was born the first half of it

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Give me everything tonight, or you might not see tomorrow. RAPIST!

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Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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Im gonna rape you..

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Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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If you were a booger i'd pick you first. -that, is fucking disgusting.

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Hey, do you want to dance? No.

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You like my boobies ;) Girl: I said no you disgusting fat bastard! Moral: What fucking kind of MOTHERFUCKING MORAL are you expecting to find here?!?

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-words can't describe how beautiful you are. -aaaawwwwwwww. -but numbers can. 3/10. -fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

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So when' the baby due?

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Man: Hey baby, I hear you are lesbian, that sounds really sexy! ;) Woman: Take the damn hint asshole! I am a lesbian! Man: Hey! Woah! Relax! I already know where you come from, say, are all girls in Lesbia this hostile? Moral: They are friendlier in south Lesbia...

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My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm but I accidentally gave her the glue stick, she is still not talking to me.

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