Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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Guy: I lost my phone number, Can I have yours? Girl: Your phone service would help you get a new one.

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MAN- Wanna have sex? WOMAN- No get away from me you freak?!!! MAN- Well... I gave you a choice...

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-I wish i were DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes. -You're a loser

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If you were homework, I would slam you on my table and do you all night long.

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why cant you comb your hair cuz you got cancer othere guy :ahahahaah fag

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Do you have Groupon? *wait for response* Because you look fucking cheap

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Man... MAN! Sorry if I just skimmed that last message dude, but if you getting me that shit, you are my fucking God, you got a new custom engine or something? Whatever man, im getting over there right now, Son, I might actually try the towing trick, because that might make me arrive at your place (no worries wont tell anyone where your playboy mansion is at) but you still got it there right? MORAL MORAL MORAL MORAL... Oh and no, id never ever use that piece of shit I used to call a car in the forest, if you are serious man, ill take the damn cab! I mean man, I just cant wait to tell the beardy little faggot at the carshop to stick that yeah "car" up his gay ass! Seriously dude, my phone aint working but that can wait, you really mean I can have the car? Seriously, how much? I got some money.

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Woman: You've got the body of a god, too bad that it's Buddha... Man: You've got the face of a Princess, too bad that it's Diana.

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Nice legs what time do they open

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Real life again. I was about twenty and things where going on really well with a shy Swedish girl... Me: Hey, my name is Axel, you know, like Axel Rose? ;) She: I hate that guy! Me: Me too! She: Are you being fake? I dont want to talk to you anymore. Me: No wait I really hate him! She: So desperate... (pats me on the head and leaves me feeling pretty stupid) Moral: Last time I used that one, I hate Axel Rose and I hate my parents naming me after that bastard

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showing people this http://hahgay.com/ p.s after seeng any girls want to come back to my place

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Do you work at subway? Because i often enjoy eating there and i think the food is good. I do not eat there every day because i do not want to get over weight.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so shove it up your A$$.

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Is it true you black men are as hung as a horse? Uh lady, no idea I like ignore their stuff. Yeah but you know, I seen a lot of them and they are huge and look salty an... Woman! Im so outta here! Moral: Now the man is goin! C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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I couldn't help but notice you from the other side of the bar. You look way better from over there.

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Mmm baby....I want you to stick your Gaberwalkie in my bandersnatch.. ;)

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together. -If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would take 'U' out entirely.

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male:hey what that between your leggs female: my sisters penis

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Akshay Kumar's 'Special Chabbis' is a mind-action film, says director

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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Still a better love story than Twilight

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How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know. Quite a lot, actually.

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Man: (Ugh worst food ever). Girl: U like it? Man: I love it girl! Girl: Aww, I am gonna make this every day ever! Moral: Hey, if she got big tits, then keep lying.

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