Q: Why are Italian girls so hairy? A: Because it turns out its a genetic predisposition in which almost all males and females have when of the Italian ethnicity, these genetics are also parts of other race types.

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"I prefer animals... but your so ugly you remind me of my dog"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm using my hand but thinking of you ;)

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Man - I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. Woman - Good cus' your breath stinks!

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You're a bit heavier but i think I can fit you in a barrel.

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-If I could arrange the alphabet, that would be cool.

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That outfit looks fantastic on you... ..it would look even better in an evidence bag

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-don't sit on the table, people eat there! -don't sit on that chair, people sit there!

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Hey, are you from Tennessee? Because you look like you are from Tennessee.

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-ILY -Aw. Spell it out it will make it more special. -I'm Leaving You

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Man: Hey sexy girl there... Whats your name? Cena: I am John Cena! I can rap because you can eat.. uh crap... wait I need some allsholes to write some rad lyrics for me here...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun so get in the van.

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-Are you the sun? -No.. Why? -Because you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me.

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I have the smallest erected dick in town, if you don't believe me ask my mama!

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Male: Did you get your tickes to the barbercue? Female: What barbercue? Male: The barbercue where i put my meat on your face.

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Him: Does your dad own a bakery? Her: Yes, Why? Him: Because I saw his advertisement in the newspaper

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Man: Do you like a sensitive guy? Women: Yeah, I used to be one.

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Are you cold? Because you're just not hot.

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I hope you know CPR, because you so ugly you take my breath away

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Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot? It's sunburn.

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Me: You know what bitch... You are *burp* such a bitch... That I am just gonna smear peanut butter on my crotch and... Lady: Dude, I am a man but okay! Me: You are a guy? Did you have to tell me that? I mean I got beer googles but I hear perfectly well! Then his girlfriend which happened to be my cousin showed up and... *facepalm*

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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Hey babe wats ur sign Caution men at work

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Are you from tennessee? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

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