How do you know where gonna have sex tonight.Im stronger than you.

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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Are you cold? Because you're just not hot.

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Man: "Are you a parking ticket? 'Cos you have fine written all over you!" Woman: "Are you an a**hole? 'Cos you're hairy and you smell like s**t!"

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Girl- Hey ily Boy- say it it just makes it that much better ;) Girl- I'm leaving you

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Hey baby, you're really hot, I like girls with some meat for my bone.

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This tux is rented by the hour, are you?

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Roses are red Violates are blue Get in the van I have a gun.

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if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

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- hey id like my order for you - ok we put extra punch with it these days

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-Hey, is there a fire extinguisher around here? 'Cause you're smoking hot. -Actually, there IS a fire extinguisher. I was about to slam you in the face with it.

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Do you come here often? Because you're usually working the streets whenever I see you.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? We are both religious figures at the head of our places of worship.

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Is your dad a terrorist?? 'Cause you're a sex bomb.

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Hey, you want a ride?

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Man: Well... you seem female enough at least... wanna come home? Woman?: Uh... well... okay ;) But I am a man thought ;) Man: That is disgusting! I am so ashamed! Not Woman: Oh, well sorry :(.. Man: So... as I said you SEEM female enough so wanna come home? The other man: :D I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ASKED ME! ITS SO BEAUTIFUL... so well... NO! Man: This is not getting anywhere is it? Author. NO!

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If you were Mufasa I'd help scar push you off the ledge

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- hey baby i wanna show you something - wait i wanna show you something too -what is it? -my fists

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Super man and Lois lane doing it... Supes: WOMAN I AM SO uh.. tHORNY that I want to thrust as hard as I can and... Lois: YAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Supes: Oh noes! R.I.P Lois Lane... Ripped In Pieces Indeed... Moral: Hey at least moral man can get laid... (a moral man fake... well actually original)

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male: wanna come in for a coffea? female: ok (she has a coffea) male: ok by female: by

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Girlfriend: you are much more naive when you are naked, and a small penis, no hair and are 23 years old

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Hey you've got the most beautiful f*cked up teeth I've ever seen.

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Farewell to thy, you have been most amusing. Moral: Has left the building.

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-I work for the FBI -Oh I work for the CIA, maybe we'll see each other at a meeting -Yeah I'm in the Female Body Inspector division -I'm in the Can the Idiot Absent himself division

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