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Are you cold? Because you're just not hot.

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I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

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Sugar-free sugar cookies

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Man: Oh.. girl you smell so nice... Girl: TRY ANOTHER LINE AND STOP LOOKING AT MY TlTS LOSER! Man: Uh... I am blind... Girl: Um...

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Do you have a mirror in your pants, because it looks like you have a dick.

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Man: Do you like a sensitive guy? Women: Yeah, I used to be one.

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Shy-guy: Hey uh, girl, we have been on like 40 dates, what do you um... You know say we go to my place for once and have some drinks? Shy-girl: Eh, well su-sure I mean its been over forty dates, but ill just take coffee if its oka... Shy-guy: OMG YOU DAMN EASY SKANK! HOLY SHIT YOU WHERE GONNA GIVE IT ALL WHERE YOU NOT? LOL NO TIME FOR DESPERATE BlTCHES! Moral: Not to be confused with the slightly less popular Nintendo character Shy Guy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun so get in the van.

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Did you just fart coz you're blowing me away!

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You smell just like my mom...

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-Go on don't be shy, Ask me out. -Okay Go out.

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Girl: How come you never look at me when we make love? Guy: Your face is taking away the memory of your sister's.

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(Guy mumbles a bit, then says): You don't know me, but can I get you a drink? Yeah, sure... OK. HAHAHAA!!! Before I asked if you wanted a drink I mumbled "Do you want to have sex"? And you said yes! HAHAHAA!!!

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(At a Funeral) Male: I have a raging erection.

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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Man: HEY BITCH! LETS HAVE SEX! Damn ugly woman: OKAY! Next day... Man: Damn that was some nice sex, too bad the bitch was damn ugly though, even trough the beer googles... I wonder where she is... "damn ugly woman": woof woof! Bark bark! Moral: Do you see any moral in this immoral piece of shit? (Ps if you are stupid, the bitch was actually a dog... get it?)

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You allergic to semen?

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-Do you come here often? -Yeah, but now that you're here, I think I'll find another bar.

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How do you know where gonna have sex tonight.Im stronger than you.

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Farewell to thy, you have been most amusing. Moral: Has left the building.

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Man: Hey sexy girl there... Whats your name? Cena: I am John Cena! I can rap because you can eat.. uh crap... wait I need some allsholes to write some rad lyrics for me here...

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B: Can I have your number ? G: Sure.. 666

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-Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? -Do I look like a Time Lord? (Only Doctor Who fans will get that.)

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