My friend and I flipped a coin to see who will ask you out and I won.

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Hey I used to be a man, but I'm pretty horny.

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Hey i got a job for you. But it blows.

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You look just like my sister! That's funny,... CUZ IM A DUDE

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Hey :) Hi Do you like me? :) No :'( You never asked if i loved you... Awhhhh do you love me :) No

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boy: hey wanna hang out some time?! girl: O MY GOD! r u hannah montanna?!

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Actor walks in street... Woman: HEY ITS YOU! THE GUY THAT PLAYED GANDALF THE GAY!... Uh I mean Gandalf the GRAY! Actor: WRONG WOMAN! I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNETISM! Moral: Please take no insult Esteemed Mr.Ian McKellen you are a fantastic actor... as for the rest of you, feel free to feel as insulted as you want... I mean its your own trucking choice :P.

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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2 fake blondes hitting on me. blondes: we're twins! me: so where are you from? blonde1: canada! blonde2 (at the same time): finland!

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: Ascending from hell and breaking through the earth's crust.

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Guy: You must put sugar in your cereal every morning... Girl: Why cause I am so sweet :) Guy: No because you haven't been able to see your toes in at least 20 years...

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Man: Wanna (censored)? Woman: (Censored) you man!

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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What's your favorite condiment? Mine's mayonaise.

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The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

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MAN: Did it hurt? WOMAN: Did what hurt? MAN: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? WOMAN: Did it hurt when you were dropped as a baby?

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Girl: Hey classy older man, wanna get to know me better? Man: Sigh... sorry lady I am the man that played Gandalf in that... shitty lords of something movie... Girl: so what? Man: Sigh... you know.. Gandalf the white and Gandalf the gay...? Girl: Huh? Man: Ever seen the X-men? Girl: Yeah... Man: ONE WORD: FAGNETO! Girl: uh.. okay.. "leaves". Ian McKellen: Sigh... should have come out of the closet sooner...

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Let me stick it in...just once baby...that's all I'll need. ;)

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Man: There is a U and I in beautiful Woman: Ya, but there is only a U in ugly

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Are you from Wales, because...well...

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How much does a whales weigh? How much? Just enough to make you look skinny.

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Guy: Hey is your dad a jeweler? Girl: No, He died a year ago due to a heart condition.

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It rubs the lotion onto it's skin

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girl, are you a christian? Sure... Do you believe in me? I dont even know you! Well, met God? No? You love him!

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