No more morals? I read his crap for hours! Moral: ;( Bye man.

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HI, DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL ME DOCTOR RABBIT THE HYMEN DESTROYER? Nero the clit collector: Actually this works pretty good, just wear a random rabbit costume, cut a hole where your CAWCK is, and make sure they are girls under twelve or below (because it kinda loses its meaning with little boys but fuck it anyways, yeah fuck it! FUCK IT TO THE LIMIT!) I work at a daycare center: Because I care.

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Male: (Pulls Female in close, strokes her hair, and mutters 'My precious' over and over to himself)

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-Heyyy there (; -Im lesbian.

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man: may I impale you on my stake? woman: O.o (for goth girls)

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Huge blue man: I AM THE APOCALYPSE! YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE! Woman: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Huge blue man: "facepalm" THIS GAME, IS OVER! Moral: Dont start out too strong...

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I'll punch ya!

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I am typing it here for exposure which means I am no sellout because I admitt I sell out, just like I did not crash because I admitt I did. This one is real: Me meeting my childhood friend (a girl, with huge boobs... Which she had reduced because back problems... Fucking reduction pointless invention!) Tina: You where and will always be like a brother to me Nero. Me: Aww... Well... Tina: A fucking sexy brother back then... Well and now! Me: O_O. I am married, so I called my wife and asked if its okay, she said can I join? And well, why do you think I am so wired now... ROUND TWO... F*CK!

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How you doin? go away- I have a gun

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-Hey, have we met before? -No, because I don't remember ever seeing a face that made me this nauseous.

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-Your father must be an alien because your out of this world -More like out of your league

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Boy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven Girl: I'm a antsiest

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-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? -I'm an atheist.

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My therapist says I should meet new people.

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-Good afternoon miss, would you care to try our new line of perfume? -Sure what's it called? -Chloroform...

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On a scale from one to ten, you're about a two.

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Are you a Potato? Because I love Potatoes.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Dont people ever get tired of PRETENDING like they dont need others aproval? I NEED APPROVAL I NEED APPROVAL! Moral: I REALLY DO! YEEEEEEEEES BECAUSE...Uh...you matter more than me? Nah, nothing like that, only I matter more than you...

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Boy: You know the keyboard says that U and I are together. Girl: It also says JK

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-Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

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He-Are you from Tennesse? Still He-Cu'z I wanna suck ur face off..

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I wish I was your math momework, because then I would be really hard and you'd be doing me on the desk.

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Man: Hey, you dont look that fucking ugly, wanna go home with me? mirror: *shatters* Moral: If your ugliness ever shatters your mirror let me know, ill look at it and it will assemble itself back on its own.

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