“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.” (Groucho Marx)

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If I asked you out on a date, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

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MAN- You're trying to imagine me naked aren't you? WOMAN- No. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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Are you from tennessee? Because your inbred and retarted.

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GUY- Are you from heaven.....cuz it sure as hell doesn't look like it.

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Man: Your body is a tempe! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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Do you why I know we're going to have sex tonight?

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guy: hey baby come join the PEN15 club with mee ;) girl: whats that?? guy: come and i will show you...*goes into the guys restroom with her*....lets go to the restroom and never rest...except you can rest on my PEN15

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Man: Hey you female? Cuz I am a horny man and... *door slams*

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HONEY! I SEE MEDUSA!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait, it was just you

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Man : Wanna go to my house tonight? Woman : I'm not sure if a rock can fit 2 people inside.

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Male: Baby, I am God's gift to this earth! Female: Well, if I take a receipt up to Heaven, can I exchange you for someone better?

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Man: Your so hot, i think heavens missing an angel Girl: ... Man: ... Girl: ... Girl 2: Sophie turn your hearing aid on Man: oooh.

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Hey, I may not be too smart, I may not have a big dick, I may not be strong nor cool, but at least I uh...

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-Can I get your Number? -29435566 (see if you can get it.)

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Are you from tennessee? Cuz it looks like your missing some teeth.

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Hello im a thief and I'm here to steal your purse

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Man: Hello there! I am a gynecologist, may I study your vagina? Woman: NO! Man: DAMN THIS ONE NEVER WORKS! DAMMIT! Moral: Duh...

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I'll punch ya!

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F: I AM SO DRUNK AND HORNY I COULD FUCK ANYONE M: Hey, wanna fuck? F: I SAID ANYONE.. Not anything... Heck I got standards! Moral: Heck she has standards! Her dog is someone!

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-Hi miss are you a catchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hotdog to you

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- You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -No, your mind is so small I can't even take a step in it!

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I have never dated a horse-faced woman before :)

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male- are you from Tenessee female- why? am I the only ten you see? male- no, i was just going to say you look a little inbred.

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