are u an angle because i have a boner oh what fail

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-Hi miss are you a catchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hotdog to you

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Flipping a coin to give you my number or not to give you my number

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *sigh* Did what hurt? (Expecting him to say "When you fell from heaven") Boy: When you broke through the earths crust, ascending from hell.

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Do u remember me from middle school? I could never forget you

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-My love for you is like diarrhea, I cant hold it in...

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Are you a Potato? Because I love Potatoes.

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Dont people ever get tired of PRETENDING like they dont need others aproval? I NEED APPROVAL I NEED APPROVAL! Moral: I REALLY DO! YEEEEEEEEES BECAUSE...Uh...you matter more than me? Nah, nothing like that, only I matter more than you...

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Can you leave your door unlocked and your underwear drawer open when you go to work?

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... Because it looks like you landed on your face!

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Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. *sneeze*

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If your happy and you know it clap your hands!! What if I lost my hands in Nam while I was singing this song and a plane killed my friend causing me to ct off both of my hands?

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You know, I had a great pickup line, but I just forgot it.

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B: Hey C do you wanna go out with me? C: Sorry B I only go out with guy's who come after me

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I hate you already.

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- Hey baby, what's your sign? - Dead End.

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My friends just bet me 50 dollars that I couldn't pick you up if I came over and spoke with you, would you like a few free drinks on their money?

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Man and woman in bed: Man: You know I am somewhat a deviant right? Woman: Sure but I am drunk so lets just do it.. Man: I AM SO GONNA BANG YOU! (Man throws dynamite at woman) Woman: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUU Moral: BANG INDEED... case closed.

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-Your the hottest girl i have ever met -I'm a man

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Male: Did it hurt??? Female: What, when I fell from heaven? Male: No, the first time you did anal!!!

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Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you Every single day Every word you say Every game you play Every night you stay I'll be watching you

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-Good afternoon miss, would you care to try our new line of perfume? -Sure what's it called? -Chloroform...

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You are almost as beautiful as my mother.

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-You're fat! -No I'm not. -You will be, when my dick is in you

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