GUY- Are you from heaven.....cuz it sure as hell doesn't look like it.

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In regard to the post below. I'm not even joking, one of my mates actually said that to a girl.

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet... that would be nice..

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Boy-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until I heard that horrible pick-up line.

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ANYWAY... I have been married for around X years right? (My wife is anon because reasons valid reasons!) And I told my wife "Babe, you know what you got married into baby, how about you and I consider having a third one in the bed... No not a guy, thats disgusting, you agree? Awwride! So anyways, she was like "Uh... Ask me again in a year I need to think things trough, and I want you for myself..." Next week we was fucking my new (back then neighbor) which is 28 or whatever (I dont remember my neighbors name BAHAHA (actual laugher)... Peeps, say what you want about me, ill be the one fucking the prom queen tomorrow... And you know, maybe someone else, sex with more than my waifu the prom queen is addictive, I mean sharing (salive, cum juices) is caring right? Okay, I better stop here, Rebecca (SHADDAP AUTOCORRECT ITS HOW HER NAME IS SPELLED... I guess) is upset... No not because I am typing this, but because I am out here freezing my ballz off smoking her ciggs... Man The great stuff about "decent equipment" is that I dont need all that much energy, just the speed to keep the girls screaming!

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A: Wanna go get some pizza and then have sex at my place?? B: No.. B: U don't like pizza? Some chinees then?

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Whatever I'll just date myself.

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Sorry, I don't wanna date a guy who's best pickup line is cocaine.

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4 out of 5 people enjoy being gangraped

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-I heard you broke up :). -Yes, cookies to put in my ice cream!

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Man: Put your face over my fist as I say shinku Woman: Huh? Ok whatever.... SHOOOOOOOOOORYUKEEEEEEN!

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Let's not turn this rape into a murder..

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You look just like my sister! That's funny,... CUZ IM A DUDE

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and banged every guy on the way down?

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Are you from tennessee? Cuz it looks like your missing some teeth.

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Female: Hey can i buy you a drink? Male: I have AIDS.

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Women love it when you kiss their neck. Just not while they are driving and while you're in the back seat and when they don't know you...

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male- are you from Tenessee female- why? am I the only ten you see? male- no, i was just going to say you look a little inbred.

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MAN- You're trying to imagine me naked aren't you? WOMAN- No. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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*Girl walks into restaurant* - Hi, are you sap666 from the dating site? - I'm going to kill your family! Since then, socially awkward penguin never dated anymore....

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Tenth year anniversary female edition: Love, for each day my love grows stronger for you. Too bad honey, I married a old man and was hoping you would be dead by now. Oh! What a shock! Do you really mean that? Sigh... No, whispers: I was just hoping that would give you a stroke that's all) What was that last thing you said? Nothing "dear" Moral: Cyanide, just mash the seeds of six apples, use a syringe and presto! Dead family!

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Flipping a coin to give you my number or not to give you my number

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I asked my friend who the prettiest girl in here is, and he told me to ask you because you seemed more familiar with everyone here.

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He i would love to have sex with you She. I know but you have aids

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