Male: Did it hurt??? Female: What, when I fell from heaven? Male: No, the first time you did anal!!!

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Man: Are you a beach? Cause I'm sure there's a lot of crabs crawling around down there

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-Good afternoon miss, would you care to try our new line of perfume? -Sure what's it called? -Chloroform...

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girl - holy sausage! boy - what happen! girl - i broke my foot! boy - oh!

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me- hey baby wanna hve sexual intercourse girl- sure because using the word intercourse in a sentence tunrs me on.

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Are you Jamaican? Because I love black women

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Hey bitch wanna fuck! SURE! Nah you too sleasy. Moral: And the masters of the universe.

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-Your the hottest girl i have ever met -I'm a man

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Man: Your rejections cannot hurt me! Im the JuggernautBitch! *grabs couch* WHOAAAAAAAAAARGH! Woman: *dead* Man: Jugs got jugs! Hey wake up bitch! HEY! I said wake up!... Moral: Works every time

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did it hurt ? did what hurt? when your fell from heaven? because it looks like you landed on your face :O

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Man: I am willing to give my life for you. Woman: How about you fucking get one instead and rather seek me out then? Moral: M-M-M-Morale breaker!

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Man: Do you work at Subway? Girl: Why? Did I just give u a 6 inch?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to the other side.

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How about you swing by my place so we can do some complex algebraic functions.

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Ay Girl. Lemme squirtle on yo jigglypuffs

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If you were a booger i'd pick you first. -that, is fucking disgusting.

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Male: Hey babe! Wanna come to my house for a party? Female: Sorry! Don't have my herpes shot!

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Him - Would you like to dance? Her - NO! Him - I'm sorry. I think you misunderstood me. I said, "You look fat in those pants."

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- If i could rearange the alphabet i'd puit you and i together. - That's not necessary because N and O are already together.

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You have a laugh like my favorite porn star.

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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I think I shit myself

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i want a blowjob bitch *lifts her hijab*

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haha

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