Whats best about having sex with twenty six year olds?..... Theres twenty of them!

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Hey you've got the most beautiful f*cked up teeth I've ever seen.

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I heard this one in real life in Spain, pretty good one: Man: Please marry me! I am nothing without you! Woman: If you are worth nothing then why should I want you? Man: Uh... Moral: Its a great honor having a dedicated group of followers making sure my comments always have red thumbs, thanks to this my sociology studies are complete. My thanks to every azzhole out there.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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M: Your clothes look great on you. They would even better on my floor. F: No they wouldn't, they would just get dirty. M: You and me should get dirty then. F: Why would I want to get dirty, I'm perfectly fine being clean?

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Man: (puts on a stern face and mans up) Hey you random hoe, wanna have sex? Woman: Sigh... sure why not... at least you dont play games. Man: WHAT? IT WORKED? IT WORKEEEEED?! OMG truCKINg goD wOooooot wooooooot hell I aM gonna get laid tonight it finally worked yaehaieHeiAHEIHAIEHIAHE Wootowtowot I AM GONNA LOSE MY VIRGI... Woman: never mind, you are too noisy... Moral: Desperation... harder to hide than you think..

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Man: Wow you are my cousin? Damn girl you are hot! I mean nothing wrong you know, I was just wondering if you wanna get a innocent cup of coffee Woman: Uh, thanks, but I have never met you... Man: Not my cousin? Bah, what a turnoff im outta here... Moral: Yeah moral... Pffft! You will have an easier time finding Waldo here.

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- Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason - Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

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Male: I would die for you... Female: Prove it

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Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cumming too.

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I think your cute. I though you were cute, until I saw you...

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-Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice? -Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

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- Hey do you wanna hang out? - I'm 17.

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Guy for a girl with a dog: -Does the dog have a cell phone? -Why? is your mom in heat?

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You belong in heaven. So make sure you say hi to God for me.

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Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

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What happens if an Internet troll has a heart attack Doesn't matter nobody will care

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Sexual harassment, it can be a touchy subject.

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-Wanna go to my place? -Actually, I was gonna ask you the same question. -Really? Where do you live? -In a sexual harassment class.

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If you go out with me there might be some smegma in it for you.

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(At a Funeral) Male: I have a raging erection.

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Is that a mirror in your pants? We should have sex immediately.

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Boy: Hey girl, do you wanna play hard to get? Girl: No. Boy: That's the spirit!

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- Do you have the time? - Sure, if you have the place!

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