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I'm an Ice Bear, I guess i just broke the "ICE" between us ....

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He: Will we have sex tonight? She: Yes, only I don't know with who you will.

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Hey this is crazy and I just met you so here's the kitchen a sandwich maybe?

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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I'll drop my standards, if you drop your pants ;)

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The word of today is "leg's",no whom are i kidding, bird is the word!

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Hey do you like mansauce? Moral: MORAL KOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAT!

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You like my boobies ;) Girl: I said no you disgusting fat bastard! Moral: What fucking kind of MOTHERFUCKING MORAL are you expecting to find here?!?

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my dick is 2 inches

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Man: Hey baby, I hear you are lesbian, that sounds really sexy! ;) Woman: Take the damn hint asshole! I am a lesbian! Man: Hey! Woah! Relax! I already know where you come from, say, are all girls in Lesbia this hostile? Moral: They are friendlier in south Lesbia...

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If you were a booger i'd pick you first. -that, is fucking disgusting.

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Male: What's on your mind? Female: How bad you must be at sex.

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Heard at a bra: Hi I am Moral man, the third most infamous guy at a list where Beiber is first. Girl: OMG I MUST HAVE YOU! Moral: ooooh... ANTI Joke duh... I thought this was great pickup lines!

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Hey girl, do you have a map? Becuase I keep getting lost when i try to find your house.

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can i austrailian kiss you, its like a french kiss but down under

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- Is it hot in here, or is it just the broken A/C unit?

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"My mom won't be home for hours..."

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"Hey can I get your number?" "-12 Like the inches of your dick."

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Guy: Have you ever seen a rhinoceros? Girl:No. Why? Guy: So you don't have a mirror in your house?

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So do you want tonight to be consensual or not?

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"Is this seat free?" "Yes, and if you sit on it, this seat will be free too"

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Male: Get in the van.

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: What? Guy:When I drugged you, then dragged you all the way to my place and banged the hell out of your ass? I also managed to get my entire fist in and out of your ass several times. Moral: Wanna go out with me?

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