Man... MAN! Sorry if I just skimmed that last message dude, but if you getting me that shit, you are my fucking God, you got a new custom engine or something? Whatever man, im getting over there right now, Son, I might actually try the towing trick, because that might make me arrive at your place (no worries wont tell anyone where your playboy mansion is at) but you still got it there right? MORAL MORAL MORAL MORAL... Oh and no, id never ever use that piece of shit I used to call a car in the forest, if you are serious man, ill take the damn cab! I mean man, I just cant wait to tell the beardy little faggot at the carshop to stick that yeah "car" up his gay ass! Seriously dude, my phone aint working but that can wait, you really mean I can have the car? Seriously, how much? I got some money.

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Nice legs what time do they open

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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Man: Hey is your name Zelda? Woman: Huh? What kind of stupid name is THAT! Man: EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS! Woman: What a dork... Moral: The man did not link with the woman that night... nor ever it seems...

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Hey girl, I just fuck my diapers, wanna change them ;) Moral: This has to be the one of the worst pickup lines in history.

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Has someone been following you? Cause I've been seeing people behind your back.

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- you are in my mind everyday - and your in my way

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Are those space pants? Cause there's not enough space in my house to fit your ass.

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can i just touch your face for like, a couple seconds.

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Guy- Hey, wanna come back to my place? Girl- Umm... I don't think 2 people can fit in that box...

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*on Halloween* Male: My name's Dick, and you're a very pretty PUSSY-cat. Female: I'll cut off your penis.

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Jack is riding his new yellow bicycle. His father bought it for his 12th anniversary. Jack is ecstatic to have his first ride down his street. Erick thinks its ugly.

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-Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I'd be in prison.

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Her: Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number Him: Tibet you are. But I'm not Russian into anything, sorry.

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when ilfe gives you lemons i squirt the jiuce in my eyes so i dont have to stare at you anymore :)

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Did anyone ever tell you you smell like Catalina? Did anyone ever tell you you smell like a cat?

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-I wish i were DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes. -You're a loser

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Man: So, what's your sign? Woman: Out to lunch. Back whenever!

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Hey wanna smash pissers?

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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Great! Maybe next time I'll electrocute you to death!

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- Do you wanna play the rape game? - NO! - That's the spirit!

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My greatest strength is my self-deprecating sense of humor, but its probably not worth getting to know me.

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Roses are red, something something, I am just too desperate to concentrate please let me just put it in you.

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-Are you an angel? -Yeah...actually I am. I remember you-aren't you the guy that fell out of heaven? So THAT'S why your face is so screwed up.

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