-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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Man: Hey is your name Zelda? Woman: Huh? What kind of stupid name is THAT! Man: EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS! Woman: What a dork... Moral: The man did not link with the woman that night... nor ever it seems...

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Still a better love story than Twilight

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Ps: I was signing books today, and some douche asked me: Are you that Neronism dude on Horsehead? YOu suck! Anyway, Fuck Neronism. Nero (the other one and his "peeps" are fuckups. (Below: Well actually Tina said if my wife can join, just as my wife said yes... ...And you would think that screwing somebody else after asking your wife is immoral... DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MY WIFE BECAUSE OF WHO SHE IS? Its called trust people *cape flowing in the air moon in background* Trust! NeroMetal I play Street Fighter V, And am an author, and I guess I get laid a lot... AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT NERONISM OR THAT OTHER ASSHOLE IS! I just called myself asshole...

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Five dollar women... WOO!

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Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you.

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Her: Guess what? Him: What? Her Yo Mama! Him: Is she that slut i did last night?

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Me 17 years old: Hey, girl, you are hot how old are you? Girl: 14. Me: What but you have enormous... Never mind, uh nice evening huh?... My friend: Big boobs on er huh? I would have hit on her too had it not been for... Me: Shut up... Crap! Moral: That was a crappy day!

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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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Are you an electrician? Cuz' you turn me on.

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Man: (Ugh worst food ever). Girl: U like it? Man: I love it girl! Girl: Aww, I am gonna make this every day ever! Moral: Hey, if she got big tits, then keep lying.

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Hey baby, my name is Richard Gozinia. But my friends call me Dick. Dick Gozinia.

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- you are in my mind everyday - and your in my way

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Hey baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet U and I would have sex.

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M: You make me wanna be a terrorist! W: Why? M: I so wanna blow on you right now...

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Guy: I lost my phone number, Can I have yours? Girl: Your phone service would help you get a new one.

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Your breast is like a beer holder, you would allow me to store beer in between your breasts, while I talk on the phone

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Is it true you black men are as hung as a horse? Uh lady, no idea I like ignore their stuff. Yeah but you know, I seen a lot of them and they are huge and look salty an... Woman! Im so outta here! Moral: Now the man is goin! C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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Do you have Groupon? *wait for response* Because you look fucking cheap

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Are those space pants? Cause there's not enough space in my house to fit your ass.

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hey Herpes Go Away!

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Woman: You've got the body of a god, too bad that it's Buddha... Man: You've got the face of a Princess, too bad that it's Diana.

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Man - How was your trip from heaven? Woman - Great... until now.

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