Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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Hey baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet U and I would have sex.

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If you were attacked by a bear with chainsaw arms i hope it stays away from your face, because I think you're cute.

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Hey, I your dad a baker?...Cuz it would be really cool if he were a baker.

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I am sick of pretty girls, I want something sick smelly disgusting, fat or anorexic, with a personality that kills flowers and that makes me vomit... I guess you will have to do for now. :( Moral: At least she was not the perfect match huh? Always look at the bright side of eternal darkness.

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Man: (Ugh worst food ever). Girl: U like it? Man: I love it girl! Girl: Aww, I am gonna make this every day ever! Moral: Hey, if she got big tits, then keep lying.

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Hey baby, i like your hair -girl takes off wig

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Are you an electrician? Cuz' you turn me on.

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Man: Your rejections cannot hurt me! Im the JuggernautBitch! *grabs couch* WHOAAAAAAAAAARGH! Woman: *dead* Man: Jugs got jugs! Hey wake up bitch! HEY! I said wake up!... Moral: Works every time

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MAN- Wanna have sex? WOMAN- No get away from me you freak?!!! MAN- Well... I gave you a choice...

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-I wish i were DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes. -You're a loser

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can i just touch your face for like, a couple seconds.

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Nice legs what time do they open

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- you are in my mind everyday - and your in my way

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Jack is riding his new yellow bicycle. His father bought it for his 12th anniversary. Jack is ecstatic to have his first ride down his street. Erick thinks its ugly.

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M: You make me wanna be a terrorist! W: Why? M: I so wanna blow on you right now...

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- If you were a booger I'd pick you first - If you were a booger I'd throw you away...

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Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven.. and crushed all the people below (for a fat girl)

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You must have a large mass because i am highly attracted to you

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*is your name angel cuz that's all i see? *is your name asshole cuz that's all i see

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How much per quarter hour? Actually do you do 10 minute blocks?

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Are you from Tennessee? Because we are both in Tennessee and I thought asking where you grew up would be a good way to get to know you better.

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That King that said: Kill all male babies... Lets say he was a teenager? Moral: Excellent job son, but you see, sharing is caring, have a victory drink!... Thing is... I don't care... rest well...For eternity... Hughman Heffer... The seed has been sown... you got nothing on me...

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when ilfe gives you lemons i squirt the jiuce in my eyes so i dont have to stare at you anymore :)

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