are you from tennessee? because your license plate said it.

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Yet another one from real life: At law school: Kid to woman: Why don't I ever get any of you?! *Woman laughs* Me: You could start by not whining so much... Kid: That wont ever work! You know that is bullshit! Its not like I am whining I just whine whenever blahblahblah... Me: Sigh... Girl: He is kinda cute... Me: Wha? Moral: Not a real anti joke, since I had not heard from any of them until today, I just got invited to their wedding...

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"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?" "Yes. I ruptured my bowels upon impact."

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"I prefer animals... but your so ugly you remind me of my dog"

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell.

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She - Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? becuase your-- He - I did not fall from heaven, you ignorant little twat.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together - U and me - Grammer freak

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Online Desperate Asians.com Man: Wow you are a cute asian girl! Where are you from? Girl: Thanks my name Aoi is I am from Japan, you look like nice older man! Man: Japan? Awesome! Remember when we nuked the hell out of your country? Happy days! SLAP A JAP! *Connection discontinued* Man: Eh really sorry, I just get nervous when I meet girls especially the cutest ones... Man: hello?

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You wanna go somewhere? Yeah, where? The Swingers Association.

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You must be a parking ticket. Because you are dressed like i'd have to pay.

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here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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Ay girl, those jeans make your ass look fat. Now I'ma get you pregnant while you make breakfast.

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Hey baby, are you Star Trek? Because I watch you every night in the darkness.

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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Him: Does your dad own a bakery? Her: Yes, Why? Him: Because I saw his advertisement in the newspaper

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Did you just fart coz you're blowing me away!

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Man: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? Woman: Did it hurt when they kicked-- *sound of gun clicking* Woman: Thanks!

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Hey baby. Do you drive a slug bug on a rainbow? If so, I'll drive.

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Ma'am, I'm sorry I'd like to ask a favour. Yes? Well, my penis died and I was wondering if I could bury it in your vagina?

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Sugar-free sugar cookies

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'I' and 'U' together. Really? Cos' I like it just the way it is... With 'N' and 'O' together.

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-Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? -Do I look like a Time Lord? (Only Doctor Who fans will get that.)

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Hey, are you from Tennessee? Because you look like you are from Tennessee.

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