Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

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M: If life had Alt + F4, I would close your clothes. F: Really? I would close YOU down!

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Man: "Are you a parking ticket? 'Cos you have fine written all over you!" Woman: "Are you an a**hole? 'Cos you're hairy and you smell like s**t!"

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-Do you come here often? -Yeah, but now that you're here, I think I'll find another bar.

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Are you an angel that fell from heaven? If you are, can I take a picture of you as proof that supernatural beings exist?

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-Darling, I will never stop pursuing you. Even from the ends of the earth, I will follow you wherever you go. Really, I love you that much. -"Honey", I will call the police and have you thrown in jail for stalking me. Really, I hate you that much.

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male: wanna come in for a coffea? female: ok (she has a coffea) male: ok by female: by

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hey Herpes Go Away!

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Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

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Hi I am THE MORAL MAN! Moral: I am not famous enough yet it seems... except around my block where woman screams have been so loud people have called the cops... RAWRS... yeah I am bragging, but at least its the truth... (I cant wait for the day I am so famous that I walk into a bar and tell women that I am Moral man and run before they beat me to death)

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Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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You're a bit heavier but i think I can fit you in a barrel.

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hey, your cute. hey, your not.

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Hey babe wats ur sign Caution men at work

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Do you come here often? Because you're usually working the streets whenever I see you.

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Male- You have 206 bones in your body, You want another ?

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Are you being followed because i've been see someone behind your back!

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-Go on don't be shy, Ask me out. -Okay Go out.

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Are you from tennessee? Because your inbred and retarted.

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Farewell to thy, you have been most amusing. Moral: Has left the building.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got a gun get in the van!

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For Christmas I got some toy soldiers, To play with when I'm in bed, But I got bored with my seargents and majors, So I played with my privates instead.

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Man: HEY BITCH! LETS HAVE SEX! Damn ugly woman: OKAY! Next day... Man: Damn that was some nice sex, too bad the bitch was damn ugly though, even trough the beer googles... I wonder where she is... "damn ugly woman": woof woof! Bark bark! Moral: Do you see any moral in this immoral piece of shit? (Ps if you are stupid, the bitch was actually a dog... get it?)

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