Man: Oh.. girl you smell so nice... Girl: TRY ANOTHER LINE AND STOP LOOKING AT MY TlTS LOSER! Man: Uh... I am blind... Girl: Um...

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I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant

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He: Did it hurt? She: When I fell from heaven? heard it before... He: No, when you fell from the ugly tree!

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At a drinking place :P: Man: You dare mock the great Sh... Woman: I am sorry I did not mean to humiliate that much... ehehehehe you are just a stupid jlttle nerd and all... :) Man: You will die moral... Woman: What?! Uh... did I mention how awesome you are? What was your name again? Man: You weak pathetic fool! 8 hours later: Woman: Please! Let me stay! Just for a little longer! Barman: Sigh... fine have a drink on the house. Woman: *sips drink and dies* Barman: Mission complete sir, she died instantly! Man: Instantly without pain? THAT WAS PATHETIC! Now... SUICIDE! Barman: No I refuse! Man: Drink it... or face the true WRATH OF SHAO KAHN! Barman: The true wrath? ANYTHING BUT THAT!*Punches himself in the balls hoping he dies from the pain, passes out and tries again* Man Is That your best? That was pathetic! Its official, you suck! Bhahahahahahaha! Moral: Fear the Wrath of Shao Kahn!

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Are you a dinosaur? Because you look like you got hit by an asteroid.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I cant rhyme, ever since my dog and I were walking down the street and then he died and then i cried and then i died and then he cried

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im a serial killer So GTFO before i kill you

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-Hey sit on my face and I will guess your weight

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Boy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven Girl: I'm a antsiest

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Woman: Hey you look hot and cool, wanna chat? "Man": Meh.. I just stand here with my beerglass trying to look cool in hopes that women ask me out... Woman: UGH! "Man": May I please come with you? Eh... where are you going... HEY! Moral: Trying to look like James Bond in the darkest corner of a bar is not flirting you trucking moron!

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hey, your cute. hey, your not.

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Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I don't want for Christmas?

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This one is for the ladies: Man: If I could put 6 and 9 on my calculator we would have the greatest time ever ;) Woman: If you did that id just put 911 on my cellphone.

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B: Can I have your number ? G: Sure.. 666

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Did you just fart? Cause it smells like shit in here

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-Wanna go to my place? -Actually, I was gonna ask you the same question. -Really? Where do you live? -In a sexual harassment class.

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—do you believe in love at first sight or shall I come back again? —no, and I think you shall not come back ever.

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(Guy mumbles a bit, then says): You don't know me, but can I get you a drink? Yeah, sure... OK. HAHAHAA!!! Before I asked if you wanted a drink I mumbled "Do you want to have sex"? And you said yes! HAHAHAA!!!

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You must be a parking ticket. Because you are dressed like i'd have to pay.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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-Hey, have we met before? -No, because I don't remember ever seeing a face that made me this nauseous.

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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Roses are red Violates are blue Get in the van I have a gun.

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Are u in the army cause u make my private stand at attention.

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