Guy: Happy Birthday Girl: Huh? Guy: You're gonna get raped

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Do you work at Subway, because you're giving me a footlong. No actually, I once had a job at a local Quizno's Sub Shop. However a tragic fire killed several employees and customers at this very location. I survived, but lost have permanent Third-Degree burns across my body. My life is ruined, prick.

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I might not be the best looking guy here but im the only one talking to you

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Did you fall from heaven? Because, I believe in the afterlife.

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: When you fell from the whore tree and banged everyone on the way down

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Your the penisbutter to my vagmite;)

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You're so hot, you should wear a burkha over your face.

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roses are red violets are blue My dog gives me a bigger orgasm then you

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Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I would be in prison.

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- If i could rearange the alphabet i'd puit you and i together. - That's not necessary because N and O are already together.

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Dont people ever get tired of PRETENDING like they dont need others aproval? I NEED APPROVAL I NEED APPROVAL! Moral: I REALLY DO! YEEEEEEEEES BECAUSE...Uh...you matter more than me? Nah, nothing like that, only I matter more than you...

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Girl, if your body was for sale... ...ID BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! Moral: Thank you Robocop.

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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A blond, a brunette and a black haired girl are all stuck on an island....stupid women.

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Moral: Hey, how you doing? ;) Woman: Moral? Are you that guy that signs all his posts on horsecrapz network and adds miscellaneous notes? Moral: Yep that's me ;) Woman: OMG LIKE EWWW! Id never do you! Moral: Uh, when did even make such a suggestion? Moral:Well I am married...

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Man: Oh crap I don't have a condom Woman: Don't worry I have one

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Girl:Want to go out this Friday? Boy: No I like to stay inside. Girl: No I mean are you free this Friday? Boy:No Im expencive!

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guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

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No more morals? I read his crap for hours! Moral: ;( Bye man.

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Let me stick it in...just once baby...that's all I'll need. ;)

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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Woman- is your penis erect? Male- no just FULL SIZED Woman- woah

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- Did it hurt? - What? - When you were catapaulted from the firey bowels of Hell?

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Female: Hey can i buy you a drink? Male: I have AIDS.

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