You know, I had a great pickup line, but I just forgot it.

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Nero: My name is Nero... Woman: Why I mean you aint black? Nero: Sure about that? Moral: In the Darkness... We are all the same...

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-Are you free anytime soon? -No. I'm very expensive

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-So, what are you doing later? -Not you.

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I can tell you are single. How? Because you're ugly

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free candy....

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I have a twin bed...we should have a threesome;)))

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I just killed my wife. What should I do?

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Huge blue man: I AM THE APOCALYPSE! YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE! Woman: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Huge blue man: "facepalm" THIS GAME, IS OVER! Moral: Dont start out too strong...

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Waiter- For you, sir? Male: I'll have a Strawberry Daquiri, non-alcoholic, please. Waiter- And, for your company? Male: For her, a long-island-iced-tea, with a twist of Rohypnol.

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Hi there, the voices in my head are telling me to talk to you.

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HE: You must have some hot buns. SHE: Yeah? HE: Cause you got a real butterface to go with them.

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Yo wazzup hoes? You knew black guys have the biggest dicks ever? ;) Uh, so what? You are white. Oh... yeah... Moral: Damn wiggers.

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"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material." "I'm vegan."

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are you a brush because you just swept me off my feet

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Guy: Have you ever been to Thailand? Girl: No Guy: Well maybe I should take you to Bangkok

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Male-where have you been all my life ? Female-not in it thats for sure Male-i was singing a song i wouldn't want YOU in my life Female-i was singing a song 2 *lies*

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girl - holy sausage! boy - what happen! girl - i broke my foot! boy - oh!

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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there is a 50% chance that we make s** tonight from my side i agree

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Man: Do you work at Subway? Girl: Why? Did I just give u a 6 inch?

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Boy: does your face hurt Girl: No. Why Boy Because it sure is hurting me

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Guy: Roses are red Violets are blue Girl:Violets aren't blue there violet... dumbass read a book

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Man with huge arms and HUGE muscles enters a... pub! (for variety`s sake) "Hey you like fisting!" Woman: Yeah kinda.. I mean HOLY SHIT NO! I DONT PLEASE STOP NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH! Moral: Get a room you two! (a moral man original)

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