- Anti-Pickup Line

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Guy: I got you a gift. It's a Necklace. Girl: Awww thats so nice. Guy: BAZINGA Its my dick.

here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

The word of the day is legs, Lets go upstairs and spread the word.

HEY BITCH! GET YOUR ASS HOME AND GIVE ME A THUMBS UPS AT HORSEHEAD NETWORK! Moral: And be rewarded ;) (unless you are fucking ugly, then you still get the gift of voting me whatever way you want)

Are you from Tennessee? Youre the only 10 i see, and im 59. I bet we could 69 beautifully.

Girl: If you was a rollercoaster...I'd ride you all day long.. Guy: What? Am I not big enough for you now...why can't you just be happy with me... =_= Girl: : / I was tring to be all sexy in a cute way... Guy: Pfft. FREAK... e_e

guy: you're so beautiful, did you fall from heaven? girl: if I was I would be dead by now hun?

Hey baby, I wanna solve your equation with longggg devision! ;)

man: wanna know how i know we're going to f**k tonight? woman: how? man: cuz im stronger than you!

Would you like to be the lone mother of my children?

guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together Girl: Its a good thing N and O are already together

Man: Lust is a terrible thing! Woman: I agree. Man: So come home with me and help me get rid of it.

I'll eat your poop

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The holocaust was a disaster, and so are you.

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Are you an angel? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

-Hey babe, if you were homework, I'd do you on my couch, my table, and my bed. -Yeah? You just failed.

He says: Are you're from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. She says: Well, if we're making bad jokes: Are you from Illinois? Because you make me ill, and when I throw up from your face I'll make a lot of nois.

roses are red violets are blue i have a knife get in the van

Boy: So...Um...How's life? Girl: Great, until you came along.

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