How'd you like to earn 14 dollars, the HARD way?

Glass Basketball

Male: I'm all you've got good lookin' Female: then I must not have alot

hey baby, are you on your menstrual cycle? No i came on my honda!

You don't sweat much for a fat girl, do ya?

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to beat you again?

Are those space pants? Because no one is going to hear you scream later.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together. - Would you also change it so that I is an object, therefore making your previous sentence grammatically correct? And besides, I already organized the alphabet so that N and O are right next to each other.

Hey, you look like a hooker I fondled in Las Vegas

-I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning. -Aww, because I'm so sweet? -No. Because you're fat as hell.

Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side. (;

Man: Hey, want to go back to my apartment and engage in intercourse? Woman: No

Hey girl, I May not be Fred Flinstone but I can make your bed rock! ;)

Man- How much do 2 polar bears weigh? Woman- I don't know? Man- Enough to break the ice, heyy.(;

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" as far apart as possible.

whats it like being the only beautiful girl in the world? Whats it like having the smallest dick in the world?

Did you just fart? 'cos you blew me away

Girl: Go f**k yourself Guy: can you help me?

if i was a fly, i'd be all over you, because you are the SHIT.

-Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red? -Yeah, with your blood

You like peanuts? Cause I like penis.

M:Hey baby you must be a GENERAL because your making my PRIVATES stand up F:Hmm, Your still a MAJOR disappointment See whaat i did tharrgh?

Man: Hey sweetie, can I take you home tonight? Girl: No thanks, my dad's gonna be here any minute.

-Eeeeeeeey girl how much does a polar bear weigh? -An adult male weighs around 350–680 kg (770–1,500 lb),[4] while an adult female is about half that.

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