Yo mama so stupid she traded her shoes for a pair of socks!

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hey baby do you fart? (much embaressed she awser)yeah,why? i knew that was a lie when they said that pretty girls don't fart

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He: I know all 21 letters of the Alphabet She: Isn't there 26?? He: Oh yeah...i keep forgetting URAQT

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You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day! ...I'm a paraplegic, asshole.

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Babe your dad is an terorist because your a real bomb !!!

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I have a lot of family that lives there, maybe we're related.

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That outfit looks great on you.. .. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

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A man walks up to the woman, and says, "I'd like to take you on a date. How about dinner tonight?" The woman agrees, and they both have a wonderful time at a fancy Italian restaurant.

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McDonald's isn't the only thing that is super-sized...

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Guy: I believe in women's rights. That's what women deserve. Girl: Oh really? Because I was just gonna go make you a sandwich and get in bed with you, but I guess not...

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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U together Female: You don't have to do anything because N and O are already together

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Are you an angel? ... cause I have an erection!

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You're hot, I'm ugly. Lets make average babies.

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I have been known to give women the best fake orgasms ever ;)

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How much does a polar bear weigh? 1000 pounds

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are you from subway cause you givin me a footlong

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your beauty surpasses that of the greek goddess aphrodite.

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you work at subway? cuz you givin me a footlong;)

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Guy: I got you a gift! Girl: Thanks.. make sure it's not you....

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As long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit.

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M- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? W- I'm an atheist.

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Guy: If you look at your keyboard, you see U and I together. Girl: Look underneath. It says JK.

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This doesn't have to be a rape.

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so... you're a girl,huh?

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