Im like a thief and ill steal your virginity!

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The Non Moral method: "Hi I am the jack off all trades and master of none!" Moral: "Yo, I am the jack of no trades, and master of all!" So uh, Anti Pickuplines are pickup lines that do not work... Hmm, I think I get it... Hmm, no I don't...

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- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? - No but I scraped my knees when I climbed up from hell

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a mac10. GET IN THE VAN.

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Boy: Do u have a pen? Girl: Yeah, here Boy: Umm..its out of ink Girl: What? Boy: It doesn't work Girl: R u sure? Boy: Don't believe me? Fine, u try it... Go on, write your cell phone number right here....

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Are you a fart? Because you just blew me away.

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-Hey, do you have a cat? -Why do you ask? -Because I'd love to pet your pussy. -Well, that makes two of us.

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He: Will we have sex tonight? She: Yes, only I don't know with who you will.

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Guy: I believe in women's rights. That's what women deserve. Girl: Oh really? Because I was just gonna go make you a sandwich and get in bed with you, but I guess not...

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-Hey Baby, wanna date? -No thanks, I'm allergic to fruits

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Male: Hey baby you wanna play telephone, i got the string and you got the cans! Female: ...

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"Is it true you're a lesbian?"

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So, I hear you want to rape Nathan Skye's body.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Man: You like nice guys? ;) Woman: No. Man: *bitchslap* get down on you`re knees and suck me bitch!

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him: your like the sun in the morning. her: that so sweet! him: Your very big and i can even stare at you for more then 2 secondes.

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Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.

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Shaved your beard, so I can see you're a woman.

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Van what van? GET TO THE CHOPPAH!

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On line post: Woman: HELLO! I love you, I am from Russia and find you particularly handsome and rich I am certain you could take care of me and I will do anything for you ;) here are some nice pictures I have never met someone as fantastic as you please contact me! (revealing pictures.gif) additional information: This message has been sent to 100.000 other recipients. FAIL! Moral: And I had not even moved out from my parents home yet... rich enough my ass...

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He: Did you fall from Heaven? She: Well... He: 'Cos I got an erection. She: -__-

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Hey gurl, you smell like tape!

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Guy: If you look at your keyboard, you see U and I together. Girl: Look underneath. It says JK.

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Ugly begins with U. But awesome ends with ME.

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