Are you a unicorn cause u sure look horny girl:are u a turtle cause ur really slow ur the 10th guy to hit on me.....in 5 minutes

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Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl: No, but it will hurt when I pepper spray you.

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Woman: ARGH! I hate fist-ing Man: Fist-Ing? THis tiny hand? Nah baby this is mah PINGAS! Moral: Once you go black, you cant go back.

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Are you water? Because you are very shallow. Now GTFO.

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-Get in the Van

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Boy: Is your mom mexican? Girl: No/Yes why? Boy: Just wondering.

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Me 17 years old at a bar: Me: Hey there! Girl: Let me stop you there, you seem confident, you for real or just trying to look confident? Me: uuuuuuh.... Girl leaves. Moral: It was not until that day I realized that being confident at hitting on girls alone don't really get you anywhere.

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Do you work at subway? Because i often enjoy eating there and i think the food is good. I do not eat there every day because i do not want to get over weight.

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-Hi Honey I'm home! -I'm not talking to you! -Oh, Okay. -Don't you want to know why? -No, I trust and respect your decision dear

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Pick up lines from the stoneage: Man: RARGH GROG BEAT YOU WITH CLUB! AND MAKE THE LITTLE GROGS WITH YOU! Woman: But I just had one! Aww not this again whatever... Moral: And over time women adjusted to clubs and often end up knocked up when passing out in them, While men that own their own clubs usually end up knocking up a lot more of them... Some things never change...

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imgonna r@pe you

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"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes." "They always say that before they go to sleep."

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Damn you look good in beer goggles.

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Hey! Doesn't this rag smell of chloroform?

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showing people this http://hahgay.com/ p.s after seeng any girls want to come back to my place

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damn, girl... you look like you put your socks on BOTH feet.

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Guy: Do you like me? Girl: No Guy: ..... Girl: You didn't ask me if I loved you! Guy: Do you love me? :D Girl: No

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-Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I'd be in prison.

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- Do you have the time? - Sure, if you have the place!

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange

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I like your eyes. My eyes don't like you.

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Man: Hey, I'm Red. You like to walk? Woman: No. I prefer to run. Away from you

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Girl: Wanna see my dick? Man: WHAT? Moral: This actually started out as me just mixing up the girl and guy part...

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male:hey what that between your leggs female: my sisters penis

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