Sorry, I don't wanna date a guy who's best pickup line is cocaine.

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Man: Hey you are so pretty I bet you are a hooker! Woman: Uh.. thanks but no.. Man: Damn... I was hoping to get laid tonight...

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Female: Hey can i buy you a drink? Male: I have AIDS.

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Man: I bet I can scream so loud I can break the walls this post is made of. Woman: Pfff bullshit.. Man: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!! Woman: Wow, I wanna go home with you! Man: Sorry, I dont wanna go home with you Moral I dont bang women I "have something to prove to" if ever... heck just ask a woman what makes her cool enough to ask/demand you to prove yourself... and you may just hit the soft spot...

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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- Hey baby! You make my heart beat. - Oh, well you make my stomach churn.

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If you were a booger i would pick you Good thing you have no hands

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M: If life had Alt + F4, I would close your clothes. F: Really? I would close YOU down!

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Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I don't want for Christmas?

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Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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You wanna go somewhere? Yeah, where? The Swingers Association.

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The ability to speak with dead relatives but only whilst masturbating

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Famous male actors guide on pick-up. 1. Enter Disco. 2. Say hello out loud. 3. By this point you`re screwed... literally.

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd probably leave it as is, seems to be working OK just fine without my internvention. And imagine the work it'd create in terms of all the re-filing alone. Librarians would have apoplexy, and if I came out I was responsible..well, there'd be hell to pay. No, thank you, but no thank you, the alphabet can stay as it is, no matter how hot your body.

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Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you No, but I am trained in several martial art, so get the heck away from me

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- Have we met? - Honey, we're not meeting now.

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Lady: Is your name REAAAAAAAAALLY Moral? Moral: Stupid big titted bimbo... seems im getting laid tonight...just like I was today, and by midday and... yeah lie.. I mean brag a lot I do not have sex THAT many times a day... okay I lied again... Anyway vote me for president at least I am honest... well actually that was a lie but...

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Male: I'd give her one Female: I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last person on earth Male: I was rating you out of 10 you ugly bitch

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"Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!" "My parole officer would go nuts!"

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He: Let me be the reason you're up all night. She: You will be. I always wake up when I have nightmares.

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Did you fall from heaven because you landed on my wind shield some how

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Roses are red violets are blue i got a gun get in the van!

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Man: Your body is a temple! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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