Is your dad a terrorist?? 'Cause you're a sex bomb.

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Why do cops eat donuts so much? Because they are delish

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man-hey baby you wanna go somewhere girl-no thanks hells over there

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I take the the out of psychotherapist

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If you were my daughter id still be bathing you

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Guy: You look two times as beautiful with makup on. Girl: Really? I think you would too.

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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-Hey, have we met before? -No, because I don't remember ever seeing a face that made me this nauseous.

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Hey, are you from Tennessee? Because you look like you are from Tennessee.

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A long time ago I had a vision of someone like you. I was in a psych ward, wearing a straight jacket. Would you like some blended cheese?

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Female: Why? Male: Cus you look like an inbred hick

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Did you just fart? Cause it smells like shit in here

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He: Did it hurt? She: When I fell from heaven? heard it before... He: No, when you fell from the ugly tree!

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The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

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If I could rearange the alphabet id put "I-W-A-N-T-S-E-X-Y-O-U together. SIr, not really but that was kinda impressive. Me: I know...

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Q: Why are Italian girls so hairy? A: Because it turns out its a genetic predisposition in which almost all males and females have when of the Italian ethnicity, these genetics are also parts of other race types.

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Man, stay alive, I dont even got time to read that shit. See you around son.

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"Are you a parking ticket?" "What?" "You’ve got fine written all over you"

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Baby if you were homework, I would do you all the time

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NO WAIT SON ITS 999 FUCK COME ON! DONT GO "NERO SAYS WITH ME SON!" I mean that shit you pull on everyone, come on man, I posted wrong... Yeah your word is law and all that So can we like make a deal? You pay my repair wreck of a car and you can slash the damn tires yourself if you wanna later?

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Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. *sneeze*

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hey, your cute. hey, your not.

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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Shall I compare you to a summer's day? Damn you're hot!

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