Are you from tennessee? Because your inbred and retarted.

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Female: Hey can i buy you a drink? Male: I have AIDS.

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He: Let me be the reason you're up all night. She: You will be. I always wake up when I have nightmares.

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Are u in the army cause u make my private stand at attention.

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Boy-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until I heard that horrible pick-up line.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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Do you wanna go halves in a bastard?

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M: What's a pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? F: Running and screaming for help

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your boobs are bigger than my nose

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Are you being followed because i've been see someone behind your back!

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You allergic to semen?

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Did you fall from heaven because you landed on my wind shield some how

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Guy:My tummy hurts Girl: Oh!! Are you pregnant ? Guy: Yeah!!! With a baby elephant!! Girl:WHAT!!!! Guy: Yeah!! Wanna see its trunk

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Guy: Happy Birthday Girl: Huh? Guy: You're gonna get raped

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guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

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Did you fall from heaven? Because, I believe in the afterlife.

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I take the the out of psychotherapist

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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Girl: Hey you cutypie! want to ride my newest pimpmobile and get drunk and have unprotected sex? Man: Gee that was mighty brave of you, teehee.. Maybe though, but cant we just get to know each other a bit first? ;) I mean I am a partygirl bu.. Girl: ...Uh, something feels wrong here. Man: Cut! I think we picked up each other scripts... Moral: About mother fucking time someone noticed something! This is anti-pickupline enough for me...

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Ay girl, those jeans make your ass look fat. Now I'ma get you pregnant while you make breakfast.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and banged every guy on the way down?

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He: Hey bay wanna danc- She: Leave.

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-You wanna get laid tonight? -You wanna never have sex again?

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he dropped his hamster in the garbage disposal

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Anti-Pickup Line

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