Sorry Nero, this is still Golgo 12, I am trying to reach you here as the other place is down, I can see why some people consider you insane, sorry to admit I left the order by the time you left as well, Eliza was the only one that could keep up with your stuff, the rest well you know... So point zero is some kind of elysum now huh? For real? And you rule there? I mean I never doubted your wisdom, but six million people living some kinda new world order at point zero? Thats hard to believe.

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Male: (Pulls Female in close, strokes her hair, and mutters 'My precious' over and over to himself)

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Man with huge arms and HUGE muscles enters a... pub! (for variety`s sake) "Hey you like fisting!" Woman: Yeah kinda.. I mean HOLY SHIT NO! I DONT PLEASE STOP NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH! Moral: Get a room you two! (a moral man original)

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me- hey baby wanna hve sexual intercourse girl- sure because using the word intercourse in a sentence tunrs me on.

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Huge blue man: I AM THE APOCALYPSE! YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE! Woman: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Huge blue man: "facepalm" THIS GAME, IS OVER! Moral: Dont start out too strong...

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Ay Girl. Lemme squirtle on yo jigglypuffs

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He-Are you from Tennesse? Still He-Cu'z I wanna suck ur face off..

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Man: Hey lady... you new here? I havent seen you around here before ;) Woman: Im your wife! >:/ Man: Which one of them? I have married so many sluts just to get sex with them... that I forget about...

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what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

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Flipping a coin to give you my number or not to give you my number

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And then it hit me.....no really now I'm bleeding

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HE: You must have some hot buns. SHE: Yeah? HE: Cause you got a real butterface to go with them.

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Violets are blue. Roses are red. Your window was open. I'm under your bed.

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-How much does a polar bear weigh? -It is impossible to know the exact weight of a polar bear where no scale or bear are present.

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-You're fat! -No I'm not. -You will be, when my dick is in you

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Can you leave your door unlocked and your underwear drawer open when you go to work?

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girl - holy sausage! boy - what happen! girl - i broke my foot! boy - oh!

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Husband: Honey, I heard that when you die, you come back as a different creature! Wife: Really!? I want to come back as a cow!! Husband: You're obviously not listening.

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there is a 50% chance that we make s** tonight from my side i agree

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Honestly bitch, I hate you, but my balls are bursting so its either you or the next disgusting ugly bitch in line, my mom!

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here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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Girl, wanna fuck rite now? Sure! Man! You are such a hoe! *walks away disgusted* Moral: Be careful for what you ask for.

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why did the boy laugh? A:he saw another boy get raped by a giant scorpian

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I think I shit myself

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