What do u get when u mix a black a guy and an octopus The best dam cotton pickin machine you'll ever see!

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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With the escalating price of rohypnol, most girls aren't worth my attention.

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Female: yes, why? Male: because Tennessee has great food. Do you think we could travel there together.

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- Hello There Pretty Lady! - Hi... - Wow, your the fist girl I've met who has bigger boobs than I do! - Tw*t

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Drunk woman enters what she thinks is a bar... (how original). "man gets close to her" Woman: You men are all dogs! Man: Bark bark! Woman: No need to get cheeky with me asshole! Man: Bark bark... Woman proceeds to pass out and wake up at a kennel... "Mandog": Bark bark. Moral: If you think every man is a dog, then you may just be bark barking the wrong tree... or place... I mean dont expect to find nice men at a dirty bar, and dont expect to find horny jerks at your church reunion. (A moral man original... and I actually like this one!)

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"Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out." "I charge $80 with anesthesia, $40 without."

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Her: Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number Him: Tibet you are. But I'm not Russian into anything, sorry.

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Hey, nice shoes. Where did you buy them ? My girlfriend wants shoes like that.

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Adventures of Drunken man with standards 2: Man: Well you are kinda uh... big for me... no offense lady, I mean you are sexy but you are... well fat.. in fact you are TRUCKING HUGE! and I have standards, HIGH STANDARDS ACTUALLY... but since you are so charming and have such a great personality... I guess we can go for it... Kid: Mommy... what is that naked man doing to that blimp? Moral: Standards... we all got them... they are invisible for a reason though...

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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma?

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That outfit looks fantastic on you... ..it would look even better in an evidence bag

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Are you a beaver? Because your overbite seems to be made for my wood. Moral: Take what you see, improve it, and steal the glory... We all do it... maybe not as obvious as this... but judging me badly would be hypocrisy...

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Oh hotness I wanna bang you!

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Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.

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I'm heading back to my place. You want to come? Sorry, you strike me as a person who comes all by himself.

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-Nice bum where ya from? -Australia, wanna ****?

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the whore tree and banged everyone on the way down?

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hey baby, are you on your menstrual cycle? No i came on my honda!

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Id catch a grenade for ya, but you won't do the same

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Man: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Hello, it's nice to meet you.

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guy:did you fall from heaven? girl:no? guy:sorry, it just looks like you landed on your face

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On a scale from one to ten, you're about a two.

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