Batman enters a bar: Batman: Ladies... I am Batman... *everyone runs out screaming* Batman: *facepalm* Moral: Want to be feared? Well what did you expect? Who I am? Are you dense? Retarded or something? I am the goddamn Moral-Man!

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So you want tonight to be consensual or not?

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So I saw you walk into the bar from the scope of my rifle and I was wondering if you'd enjoy some unconsentual sex in the back of my van?

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Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.

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If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could i come between the holidays?

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why are you you touching me ????

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id violate your ass hole.

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-You are so lovely. -DOES NOT COMPUTE...

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Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. Girl: That's funny because I'd put F and U together.

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Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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hey angel you duh sexy , if you duh rice i eat you everyday-pha haha

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He: pick a number between 1 and 10 Her: 8 He: you lose take your top-off!

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“Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.” ? Groucho Marx

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Dont let this rape turn into a murder

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Drunk guy with high standards part 3: Man: Dunno woman... you are so big and... and... FAT and really huge and stuff but... well... uh.. you are still really damn hot so lets do it! Man: YAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Astronauts: Did that guy really eject himself towards the sun? Moral: At least he was right about the really hot part... and that ladies and gentlemen, is the terrible end of the amazing drunk man with high standards, you can read the whole series just by clicking onwards trough my comments and give em a thumbs ups just as you go along.. otherwise they will show up... mean they wo..

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You're like a star in the sky. Nothing but gas.

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Yeah... you'll have to do.

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What do you do for a living?" "I'm a professional athlete." "Oh really? What sport do you play?" "Golf.

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Are you from Ireland cause my penis is dublin'

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Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Guy: So do you wanna come over to my place? Girl: Not really but thanks for the offer.

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Male: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Female: If you were an ass, I would kick you first.

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Is there a mirror in your pants? If so, you should shove it up your ass, it would probably make you look better.

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Chick:- Don't worry, we all get nervous when we meet people. My brother: yeah, but my buttcrack gets sweaty & smelly when i get nervous!

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