Real life: Me at age 17 or something after sex... Me: Thank you! The girl gives me an ugly look left and I never saw her again (whatever she was fugly) Moral: For real guys, never EVER thank a girl for sex!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't it's fine the way it is

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Boy:can i go out with you? Girl: no

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Yo mama so stupid she traded her shoes for a pair of socks!

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back noticeably better at the Trumpet.

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Guy: what do this pickup line and your face have in common? Girl: what? Guy: they are both poorly constructed.

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Guy: Do you have a mirror in your pocket... Girl: Why? Because you can see yourself in my pants, I've heard that before. Guy: No, I want to check how I look before I go over and talk to your sister.

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B:wanna go out sometime? G:I'll go out now and get away from you.

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your almost as hot as my wife

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Hey you must be Jabba the slut from Starwars... why are you crying? Moral: Moral is half the battle

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- You look really nice - I know

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*When you get her to your place* I'm just going to be honest. I've been on the FBI's most wanted list for quite some time now.

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- Ma'm, do you have a cigarette? - I don't really want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

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The Non Moral method: "Hi I am the jack off all trades and master of none!" Moral: "Yo, I am the jack of no trades, and master of all!" So uh, Anti Pickuplines are pickup lines that do not work... Hmm, I think I get it... Hmm, no I don't...

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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I also got a phd. Awesome in what? Uh wait, is phd and std the same? Wait I mean... Moral: Just leave you dont want to find out the wrong way.

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Is someone following you? Cuz ive been seeing people behind your back.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When a tractor fell on your face?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car I want to rape you

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Excuse me lady, may I say that you got wonderful hands? Aww please yes. Would you like a drink my buy? Please :D How classy. Why thank you, would you fancy some hard anal sex on camera for end up on youtube? Moral: He is keeping it classy...

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I lost my Nobel prize, can you help me find it?

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Boy: Do you have a boyfriend? Girl: I don't have a boyfriend but I have a Girlfriend !

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On line post: Woman: HELLO! I love you, I am from Russia and find you particularly handsome and rich I am certain you could take care of me and I will do anything for you ;) here are some nice pictures I have never met someone as fantastic as you please contact me! (revealing pictures.gif) additional information: This message has been sent to 100.000 other recipients. FAIL! Moral: And I had not even moved out from my parents home yet... rich enough my ass...

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Boy: I want to get into your pants. Girl: No way! I already have an ass in there!

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